Lance: Honey, It's Really Muggy Out Today.

three older motorcyclists pulled up behind my car when i was at a stoplight and they were just. investigating. so shocked and confused. grappling with the punchline, struggling, grasping for some semblance of understanding, only to find none. i love gen z humor dumbfounding old men.

had a really shitty day so i made some soft sketchy danbrey to cheer myself up a bit !

Keith: is something burning?

Lance: only my desire for you

Keith: Lance, the toaster is on fire

You're alive :0

I am!! So sorry for not posting, I've been going through some crazy stuff recently. Thanks for noticing that i even disappeared in the first place! -Anyway hit me up with those requests guys I need new ideas

Sorry, the old Shiro can't come to the phone right now.

Why?

Cause he fucking died in season two

I just finished typing the Lance's birthday thing and my wrists are about to fall off but I am so happy with it. Happy birthday, Lance!! ALSO!!! I have fifty followers now! What do you guys want me to do to celebrate? Requests are open for headcanons, scenarios and fics!

Korrasami walked

So Steven Universe could jog

BUT SHE RA FUCKING SPRINTED

So I was just looking at this new poster for Voltron that's been flying around Tumblr and I saw this and.... *deep breath* ARE YOU TELLIN ME THAT TWO OF MY FAVE GIRLS ALLURA AND SHAY ARE HANGIN OUT TOGETHER? SMILING? HAVING FUN?! WEARING FLOWER CROWNS?!!?!??? CAUSE I CAN GET DOWN WITH THAT SHIT MMHHHMM HELLS YEAH GIVE ME ALL OF IT PLEASE JUST DROWN ME IN IT OK this just makes me very, very happy, ok?

BREAKDANCE GENTLY TO IT

what keith did for one year alone in his shack

used to crunch on dry spaghetti for every meal

washed his clothes in sprite

‘if there are any ghosts here tonight, can you make me sneeze?’ forces himself to sneeze ‘hOLY-’

when there was a desert storm he would run straight at the lightning, screaming the whole time

labelled his water tank ‘sweat’ and his gasoline tank ‘water’

had never sworn out loud before because of authority figures. the first time he finally did, it was in a whisper and he giggled so hard he blacked out

had a pet rock named ‘not-shiro’

he would talk to it and ask it questions

'not-shiro, can i gargle with soap if i run out of toothpaste? you’re right, that’s stupid. i’ll use laundry detergent instead’

the only song he had on his iPod was the barney theme song and he would breakdance gently to it

found a cave full of strange lion carvings and his first instinct was to lick the walls

'don’t mess with me i have a knife!!!!’

the desert lizard he’s threatening just blinks back at him

missed seeing cute boys. saw himself in a mirror and got so startled he punched it

found himself subconsciously spelling 'lance’ in his alphabet soup and got so mad he dunked the whole bowl on his head

he would write in the sand 'aliens hit me up i am single and willing’

took pictures of strange desert cryptids for his conspiracy board but they were just selfies

used his radio to listen for any news of shiro and make chewbacca noises on public channels

'i don’t like sand. it’s coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere’

when he sat on his hoverbike he would pretend he was in an old spice commercial

every time a shooting star passed overhead he would gasp and whisper 'shiro’

snuck back to the garrison so he could carve 'kieth’ into all of iverson’s belongings to torment him. only realised he spelt his own name wrong after the 546th carving

'snapshot this google earth!’ before he would raise his middle finger up at the sky

Paladins & Kids

Shiro:

•he’s such an imposing presence that kids can be scared of him at first •but he’ll crouch down and ask them their names with that sweet, soothing voice of his and two seconds later they’ll be all over him •he is a little bit awkward around kids, because he doesn’t have a ton of experience and he’s afraid he might hurt them on accident •but when kids see how sweet and dorky he really is they cuddle right up to him and gets this little smile and aaaaaagghh •one time a kid absentmindedly called him ‘dad’ and he nearly cried •he’d be such a good dad, he’d spend so much time with his kids getting to know them, and he’d play games and cuddle and build pillow forts with them and I just •Shiro the Space Dad makes me very happy.

Lance:

•HOOOO BIG BRO LANCE AMIRIGHT •he has so many little siblings and cousins it’s crazy •he just exudes brotherly vibes it’s like he has a gravitational pull for kids •they adore him •it doesn’t matter if he just met this child 3 seconds ago they are his now •he will spoil them rotten •he’ll tease them and tickle them and chase them around and feed them chocolate he smuggled from the kitchen •big bro lance, everyone.

Hunk:

•he’s like a huge cuddly teddy bear of course kids love him •just like Lance, he does not mind becoming a human jungle gym to appease the children •they love him for his sweetness, his cuddles and his bottomless supply of snacks •big and strong arms, perfect for holding many children •IMMEDIATELY protective of any child he meets •lay even a finger on them and he will fuck all yo shit up • not even kidding

Keith:

• actually pretty chill around kids?? • “yeah ok go do the thing just don’t get hurt” • but if they do get hurt... • the mom switch is flipped. there is no going back. he is freaking the hell out • “oH MY GOD HOW DID THIS HAPPEN WAIT NEVERMIND NOT NOW WE NEED TO GET YOU TO A HOSPITAL-” “it’s literally just a scratch calm down i fell into the neighbor’s rosebush” • kids love him because he doesn’t patronize them or talk down to them • also because he’s as likely to do dumb impulsive shit as they are • he’s an enabler • has such a soft spot for the kiddos • but will never admit it • he has more of a ‘cool babysitter’ vibe than a ‘parental’ one

Pidge:

• but she’s the kid????  ?? • why are you letting her near your children she does not know how to take care of these things • “Hunk get your butt over here right now it wants cuddles???? what do i do??” • how exactly is she”adult supervision” she’s like 14 or smthn • she suffered through exactly half a summer of babysitting before throwing a chair across the room and screeching like a banshee • kids? who needs kids when you’ve got technology • she doesn’t care if it’s an inoocent child if it touches her computer it dies • but as a mom oh jesus she would be good • so confused at first but she would spend so much time hanging out with her kid and making dumb videos with them and teaching them computer science • “honey isn’t it a little early to teach her coding she’s three” “IT’S NEVER TO EARLY TO LEARN”