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Sorry, the old Shiro can't come to the phone right now.

Why?

Cause he fucking died in season two

when I said Voltron ruined my life I fucking meant it

I was thinking about some roleswaps for The Arcana and…….

Sorry, Portia.

Keith: *is gone*

Shiro: Have you seen my son?! He's this tall, clearly gay but we haven't had the talk yet

i’m

Gay!!??!?!

OMG IR BLOG IS SOAmazing AND I LOVE IT SO MUch!! !!!

AAAAAAAA THANK YOU SO MUCH ANON!!!! I’ve had a super long day and this message just made me 10000% happier. I’m always nervous about my content here, so hearing that you like it means so much to me!! PLEASE feel free to request any fics or headcanons you’d like to see! <3

Lance, holding up his leg: feel my leg, I shaved.

Keith, gently stroking: holy shit

Shiro: guys we’re being shot at this isn't the time

shiro: so keith, what does your ideal bf look like?

keith, imagining lances pretty tan skin, cinnamon colored freckles, soft, wind tousled hair, and infectious smile: mothman

So... hear me out.

I had this weird idea at 2AM last night, and it kinda morphed into something...  What if Lance could shapeshift?  Just Imagine all the shit he’d get up to-

Lance becoming a girl so he can understand what it’s really like. Lance turning into different animals- a dog, a goldfish, a giant blue lion... Lance changing his hair color and length, turning it blue, green, red; giving himself a mullet or long, wavy locks.  Lance turning into a giant snake to scare the shit out of Keith. Lance giving himself huge muscles and entering space wrestling competitions. Lance entering space drag races  And winning Lance growing another two feet to scare off a man’s unwanted advances to a girl.  Lance turning into the other paladins for a day and making them incredibly uncomfortable. (They actually thought he was Shiro for half an hour) Lance stretching his arms out long to pull Pidge back for a hug. Lance shrinking a little so Keith can bend down to kiss him. 

idek it’s kinda weird my mind is a strange place but if you want to do something with this? art? fanfic? more headcanons? PLEASE DO! Just remember to credit me and maybe send it to me when you’re done!