Me: Ok, Time To Do Work For This Assignment That’s Due!

My teacher told us that the school musical was going to be girly and my friends and I were immediately like"LEGALLY BLONDE!!"

Y'all don't understand how much I need to play Elle Woods, just so I can finally meet my childhood best friend whose father got killed and he got shipped off to Germany in the slightest chance that I would meet him once again and it takes us over a decade to even hold hands in public.

I KEEP HEARING FOOTSTEPS EVERY COUPLE OF MINUTES AND I’M GETTING SCARED. IT’S LATE WHERE I AM AND I AM SITTING ON THE FLOOR BECAUSE IT’S CLOSER TO THE WIFI ROUTER. FUCKING HELP

Wow, Barbie looks great! 

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Fellas is it gæ to staring loingly at your best friends (who you’ve had a crush on for years) titties? and just can’t stop so every photo of the two of you is just you staring at her titties???????????????????????

hello Harvey sdv enjoyers

to all you people saying “Nb’S dOn’T eXiSt!” Go back to your middle school science class AND LOOK AT THE TABLE!!

THERE! SCIENCE SIDE OF TUMBLR PROVE ME RIGHT!!

you! tumblr user!

Francesca: I just want some peace and quiet. And music.

John: I'll share that peace and quiet with you. By the way, here's an altered composition of the song you heard the other day and critiqued.

Me, who's read the book: Oh, no! They're going to break my heart!

help

i can’t use the keyboard  as my dog has hi chin on my wrist. having to use keyboard viewer .

7 minutes in heaven