Wow, Barbie Looks Great! 

Please know that my dad watched Hannibal LONG before I even touched it, and he loves cooking (like elaborate non-cannibal meals), and we’ve started watching it together, and I know vague spoilers (the gay shit). My dad agrees that Hannibal and Will are a couple, he doesn’t normally agree with me on this shit, but for Hannibal? Ohohoho! He’s watched it four fucking times, he read all that gay little subtext.

Calling it now, Ryan’s going to win something weird each episode this season, and it’s parts of the professor’s remains or some shit. Or something similar.

I have a headcannon

So during a Series of Unfortuante Events title song, Count Olaf keeps telling us to look away. But during the last 2 episodes, he BEGS us not to keep watching and leave, because as long as we don’t watch the last episode He. Doesn’t. Die he keeps on living and so does the woman he loves

Update! (This is my friend’s notes)

Wake up in a tavern morning

Find Matt and an unknown man talking about it

Unidentified man: his husband Teldon.

Matt tells us we are in a loop. Only remember it, but actions have not happened yet. Happens when we sleep??

Elberos makes 20 tacos in 5 minutes.  

A cult called Xenk - in the town, worships 'the one who waits'. Stolethe village - the reason why Matt has no family.  

Matt offers something to help or memories. A potion.  

The daughter (preteen) has a necklace that makes her invisible/unknown to the senses.

Elberos does a backflip (successfully)

We drink the potion, but Elberos drink too much and pass out. We tried to wake him, but he wouldn’t.

decide to stay up past midnight - test theory about resetting at 12pm.  

We got to the tavern and ordered food - The man in the red cloak (snail?) has already paid the exact amount. (Again)

3 people sitting off to the side - joined by Matt Teldon and their daughter.  

Matt?? I think is not eating food.  

Food could possibly be resetting thing.  

They still haven’t figure out that the NPCs are based off of the D&D movie characters. Also, the town name is Gallifae. The One Who Waits is based off the one who waits/

I am currently DMing a campaign for a school club, and I’ve made the villain a creepy ass cult (they haven’t figured it out, even though they were offered 200goldpieces each), and I decided to put Xenk the paladin in session one (and made he more queercoded), and THEY FUCKING FOUND HIM SUSPICIOUS!!! Bro, he’s just autistic and traumatised.

https://eternalbox.dev/jukebox_go.html?id=4HjwGX3pJKJTeOSDpT6GCo

I have discovered Hell on Earth

https://eternalbox.dev/jukebox_go.html?id=4HjwGX3pJKJTeOSDpT6GCo 

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

Being LGBTQIA+ (and discovering it just before COVID-19) is so funny right now.

My school is open, but we have to wear masks and there is one person I have never properly talked to, but we wave at each other because I complimented her rainbow mask one time.

@playydohh I misremembered the scene at the end of romancing Mr Bridgerton, but at the end, Colin and Pen reveal Whistledown's identity, which was the whole idea behind this tease. It doesn't have to be Polin, but Bridgerton at the very least.

I’m sorry, but if at the end of Bridgerton S3 doesn’t have Pen and Colin hosting a masquerade ball and Benedict dancing with a woman in silver and her running away at the end of the episode and her butler/maid friend asks her; “Everything alright, Miss Beckett?” and then the episode cuts to black. I. Will. Riot.

I actually drove a car for the first time at twelve, i was just as bad as Percy, but luckily i was in rural canada.

My toxic trait is believing that at twelve I could have driven better than Percy.