Love How Ed Plans To Use Stede’s Mangled Corpse To Free Himself From Piracy And Stede Ends Up Using

*Nandor voice* Guillermo, get ready for something VERY ell bee gee tee to happen to you

Starbucks gave me the wrong panini ):

Dalrymple… as in……. Thundergun of Witchfinder-Colonel Ye-Shall-Not-Eat-Any-Living-Thing-With-The-Blood-Neither-Shall-Ye-Use-Enchantment-Nor-Observe-Times Dalrymple???

I used to hate Valentine’s Day because I’m always single, but now I’m just kinda vibin. It’s not that bad you guys

So when Jesus flips over the tables it’s “righteous anger” but when I do it it’s “taking monopoly too seriously” and “ruining family game night” ??

I think maybe I’ll be like one of those people on Instagram with the spam accounts where they post multiple times a day and by day three of following them you’ve met all their friends and know all about their mommy issues

Me when I feel more like a girl: o shit o fuck I’ve lied to so many people what have I done

Me crying over a picture of Michael Sheen because I don’t look like him: oh nvm

Good omens hits different when you were raised catholic as a queer kid. Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett have single-handedly healed my religious trauma.

Just… growing up—terrified—with the threat of eternal damnation breathing down your neck only to have this book and show handed to you on a silver platter in adulthood?? What a time to be alive

Okay but actually Bildad the Shuhite was one of the worst Crowley looks (something about the sunglasses with That Beard) but I think that’s what makes it so attractive

Quiet, they said. Gentle, they said. Romantic even.