So When Jesus Flips Over The Tables It’s “righteous Anger” But When I Do It It’s “taking Monopoly

Rip to Izzy Hands he would’ve loved the don’t say gay bill

Why is no one talking about “jiggery pokery”

I’ve not seen one singular jiggery pokery post

Why is no one adding jiggery pokery to their “tickety boo” and “wiggle on” lists?????

Observation/Question: Do Gabriel and Beelzebub fuck nasty?*

Research your problem: In order to fuck nasty, the beings would need to be in possession of genitals which, as we know, would require them to Make An Effort of one form or another lest they—presumably—appear as smooth as a barbie doll down there.

Hypothesis: Gabriel and Beelzebub fuck nasty.

Evidence/Analysis: The crowd gasps as Gabriel turns around. While this could be surprise at the lack of genitals, if someone were to be completely smooth there, I would expect a more dramatic reaction. Furthermore, Nina calls Gabriel Aziraphale’s “naked man friend.” I imagine she would have chosen a different description if the angel was lacking the expected body parts.

Conclusion: Gabriel and Beelzebub fuck nasty.

*Nandor voice* Guillermo, get ready for something VERY ell bee gee tee to happen to you

taika's line delivery of so maybe what makes ed happy is...you. the way he doesn't even move his mouth on the word you, that maybe it's so new and precious that to speak it out loud is to change the course of his life forever which is terrifying and exhilarating. that he never thought he would be here but what makes him happy is love. that he can be built for something other than this life that has made him so miserable and empty. that actually he's built for love and to say that out loud is transformative

Me when I feel more like a girl: o shit o fuck I’ve lied to so many people what have I done

Me crying over a picture of Michael Sheen because I don’t look like him: oh nvm

Greg Davies is Gaston and Alex Horne is LeFou. I will be taking no further questions

I think we as a fandom need to talk more about how Aziraphale and Crowley started as one character and were later split in two. That’s obviously not part of their canon now, but you can still see it there. Two sides of the same coin or perhaps a better analogy… shades of grey.