He’s So Silly Illy Billy

ohhh so hes pathetic. ok. got it. Deploy The Hyperfixation

Some candy and solo cartman stuff I did on whiteboard! (+kyle)

YEHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHA I LOVE IAN ANDERSON YEHAHHHHHHH!!!!!!! HES THE REALSNN I PLAY THE FLUTE I WANNA LOOK LIKE HIM BECAUSE HE LOOKS LIKE MY DAD HES LIKE A FAMOLY EMMEBR RTO ME

WOW ITS ME AND THE PIZZA WIZARD GUYS!! AND MY FRIEND DREW IT!

HUZZA!!!

Ft, My good ol friend @gabrielora

South Park head-canons:

The Rocky Horror Picture Show was Cartmans childhood movie. His mom was on some pretty heavy drugs when he was 5-6 years old so she didn’t care much about what he was watching, this also further set them back into poverty so the only movies Cartman had at home were some VHS tapes and CDs Liane had from her childhood or her early 20’s. One of these CDs is The Rocky Horror Picture show. He ends up showing Kenny the Rocky Horror picture show when they’re both around 7, and then the rocky horror virus spread across their friend groups by the time they’re all teens.

Me trying not to draw princess kenny or Kyle challenge, (I’m possible)

Okay but WHAT is bro wearing?? Bros got the ripped skinny jeans and cropped tank top combo and for some reason jakes alive WHILE he has the Jake tattoo?? He served cunt though I’ll give him that (I just discovered that is a phrase and I love it I’m so sorry for overusing it)

I saw this on reels (reels is either gore, racism, homophobia/transphobia, communist/capitalist brain rot, or the funniest thing you’ve ever seen) and It didn’t connect in my head that the reel was trying to talk about illegal immigrants and I was like, “THEY KICKED HIM OUT OF SCHOOL FOR BEING A GENESIS FAN?!?!?”

Imagine a dark romantic comedy where a Villain and vigilante are fighting. The vigilante screams “your my *worst* enemy!!” And the villain flusters and says, “Oh, you mean it?” While battering their eyelashes while prodding the vigilante with a comedically long stick. Then the Vigilante, while throwing a punch, says “Yeah you suck at being evil, your the worst at being my enemy.” The villain jumps back while they throw a bunch of pop rocks at the ground as they make their escape, they start crying hysterically.

God I love autistic people

No no you’re not listening to me why does no one talk about Cartmans bus pass???

It’s officially licensed merch and it says his hair is curly so why are we not talking about curly hair Cartman? Cupid Cartman (or ‘Cupid Me’) has curly hair and that’s just Cartman in a Cupid form if you will. I mean you could always say “yeah well Cupid has always had curly hair” but shut up I’m talking!!! We only see Cupid Cartman with a hat on during Cupid Ye and that’s presumably the only time he ever wears one, let alone clothes, SO HIS HAIR IS JUST HOW IT IS ALL NATURAL OR WHATEVER!! The way I’m taking it is that Cartman and his Cupid counterpart have curly hair and it’s not just because Cupid usually has curly hair. I now present you an hc, Cartmans hair kinda looks straight like how Stan’s does because he literally always has his hat on. His hair isn’t incredibly curly like Kyles but it’s curly god damn it!!!! It’s just always flattened or a lil greasy like Stans probably is. Poor Stan, his hair is practically stuck to his forehead with how greasy it is 😭😭

“Harley what are we even talking about?” I hear you ask, AND THE ANSWER IS I DUNNO BUT WHAT I DO KNOW IS CARTMANS HAIR IS AT LEAST SOMEWHAT CURLY AND THATS ALL I GOTTA SAY