South Park head-canons:
The Rocky Horror Picture Show was Cartmans childhood movie. His mom was on some pretty heavy drugs when he was 5-6 years old so she didn’t care much about what he was watching, this also further set them back into poverty so the only movies Cartman had at home were some VHS tapes and CDs Liane had from her childhood or her early 20’s. One of these CDs is The Rocky Horror Picture show. He ends up showing Kenny the Rocky Horror picture show when they’re both around 7, and then the rocky horror virus spread across their friend groups by the time they’re all teens.
Blood eagle Randy or Mary ( the mayor ) or uhh.. third secret character you hate from South Park. Who's it gonna be!!
Randy because of him fucking the pangolin in every single universe
One time I sprained my wrist because I had WAP stuck in my head when I was 11 and I couldn’t get it out and I started tweaking trying to get it out of my head. So I swung my leg in the air as hard possible to autism my way out of the song, but I was wearing a ankle length skirt which was NOT stretchy so it lifted me off the ground and I landed straight on my wrist. When I went to the ER the doctors were like “so how did this happen?” And I was like “… I tripped?”
I made a princess Kenny playlist!!
BRO I HAVE NEVER HEARD ANYONE TALK ABOJT IT BUT ITS CANON THAT WHEN CARTMANS UPSET LIANE DRUGS HIM WITH OPIODS??? In let go gov she puts codine in his tea because hes crying. SHE IS FEEDING HIM NARCOTICS!!!!!!! Nobody wants to talk about how bad of a person Liane is because she’s hot
I like to imagine that somewhere in Barbie’s endless closet there is a fur suit.