Bitches With Trust Issues Love Enemies To Lovers Because They Love The Idea Of Seeing Someones Worst

You have to appreciate the pure litery brilliance of the 'I hate that I love you'. Agressive adoration. Angry hurt comfort. All of it.

The 'I cant believe I'm doing this' growl before jumping into intervene into horrible situations to save them.

the Angry "You should take of yourself!" And throwing healthy things at them

The 'i can't believe I'd die for you' just being hopelessly in love ready to do anything and absolutely hating it.

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All that blood was never pretty,

But they did so love the sound of warhorns,

Perhaps they went into every battlefield thinking,

This time it'll be rubies instead.

*in a single breath* That awkward moment when the villain who's been groomed their whole life by their parental figure/ class to have an inflated self worth and skewed view of their world's systems and general morality is forced to face the reality and everything they've believed their entire life crumbles around them rendering them almost incapable of functioning from the emotional stress and aslo maybe leaving them physically injured or wanted and so the hero is forced to or takes pity on them and has to take care of them and watch them go through the confusion and trauma of literally revising everything they ever knew and starts to see what they are beneath all their indoctrine for the first time and connect with them on their similarities—ahHh. So good

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"Why are you always hanging around them?" *scowl* "Are you in love with them?"

"oh no no we're just friends. they're not my type."

"Are you fu-king me! How can they not be anyone's type! Look at how awesome they are! And their eyes! Have you seen their eyes! oh my god how can anyone not be in love with them! They're so perfect!!!" *Head explodes in confusion*

"...I guess they're kinda pretty."

"Hah! I knew it!!"

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Hero and villain are enemies but somehow end up co-parenting an angry gay youth (yes, I'm self inserting okay) who was a struggling street kid or smth (bonus points if they're also less than a decade older)

"Greetings, parental figure. This billionaire d*ck" "Language. " " is evading taxes and illegally dumping toxic waste. Do ya mind, you know stabbing him."

"..."

"... a little?" "I guess I could do that."

"Villain, you are ruining our child! How could you teach them that!"

"Urgh,‌ what's with the stick up your—"

"Language."

"Language! And I mean that it's ineffective as it doesn't solve the problem. I got this bro, I'm already documenting all his actions to conclusively prove his misconduct to the government." *Teenager raises eyebrow* "... And than maybe throw him in a crowded public sqare without protection. "

"Woahahha! I didn't know you could be so cool. Also, we are absolutely not in anyway Bros. Do not call me that again. Ever."

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okay, Greek mytho or mytho/fairy tale retellings but with versions other than than the most popular one,

like hades and presophone but with the older version, where shes called kore meaning little girl because she's someone so sinister people are afraid to say her name, posiedon is the god of the underworld and hades some random guy who may and maynot be her love intrest in her quest to overthrowing posidon

aphrodite where shes a war goddess as she was in sparta

older versions of Cinderella and co. than grimms

What's your headcanon of how your enemies to lovers ship react to their child asking them how they met?

Would they share a 'and I oop' look and just tell them, "We met at a, uh, a coffee shop honey." "Yup, that's all, the rest is history."

Or would they passively aggressively try to one up each other, rapidly spinning out of control. "We were friends for a really long time—"

"Until they disappeared for years without any contact and only turned up as the leader of our enemies—"

"And so they tried to kill me a couple of hundred times, as you do."

"You did that too!!" "Not nearly as much as you" " Did too!!" "Did not!!"

Or would they just raise chaos children who already know everything and run around in their old costumes and are choosing weather they'll be a hero or villain.

Or would they just sit them down when they're old enough to have the talk but it's just how most of their adopted aunts and uncles and other people that come over for every Sunday barbecue including their parents were criminals/ war criminals.

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Do you think

The boy who eats nightmares,

Cries sometimes,

At the violence and sorrows

Hidden in the shameful crevices

Of our fragile minds

—That even his immortal self can't imagine.

Enemies to lovers-: taken by surprise in a ball edition

A fancy ball but one party uses it gain advantage and surrounding everybody

Everyone rushing to loosen their ties and take of their jackets and tearing slits in their ball gowns and pulling out the hidden weapons that they definitely weren't supposed to bring

Bonus points if one pulls one out from behind their waistband and make eye contact with the other pulling one strapped on their thigh

Group combat when someone shoots at the ceiling to make the chandelier fall on one of them and the other runs to save them seconds before the impact,

Bonus points if it's the villainous one and they do the annoyed 'I can't believe I'm doing this' growl before running

Post Saving eye contact

When they're fighting and they perfectly matched and in sync and you can just see they'll be such a power couple.

During combat eye contact and banter

I just really like eye contact okay

When one is about to fall back during combat and their opponent grabs their wrist and/or their teammate comes up behind them to catch them.

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"I'm only fighting these (Eldritche horror levels of danger) for you because I want to kill you myself. Don't think I'm trying to save you or care about you or anything. I totally totally don't." —the enemies to lovers dynamic we all love to see.

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