"I'm Only Fighting These (Eldritche Horror Levels Of Danger) For You Because I Want To Kill You Myself.

This dynamic has me on a chokehold and I don't want it to stop!

The villain-: *tries to bring eternal pain and suffering on the hero on a bi-weekly basis*

Someone else-: *gets a tiny scratch on hero*

Villain-: *absolutely feral* *ready to smite them* "Only I get to hurt my hero!! How dare you."

aNd, Listen to me. "When I say no one but me gets to hurt you, that includes you. Take care of yourself."

And somehow they still manage to stay oblivious to their own feelings because of dumb bitch reasons, but when the hero is seriously hurt and they feel so intensely protective and do everything to save them before finally being hit with the 'oh shit' moment (after the hero is already dead if the writer is satan's dad)

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When the sunshine one has been pushed too far and all of a sudden their smile just dRops and is replaced by a face completely devoid of expression, that even the scary people shudder, no-one can read anything on their face except their eyes are very very angry, and everyone just feels a collective we done effed up.

aNd it's because everyone was being too nihilist around them and they got tired of being the only one who cared about the human cost of every single person and trying to vye for them nicely, everyone has to listen as they speak quietly, their voice rising until they're shouting "What do you mean it's worth the price! They never agreed to be sacrificed in a game they don't even know about! I don't care about the bigger picture if it means sacrificing innocents for a plan that might not even work. Either we find another way or we don't do it at all, but we are not doing this, it's final! "

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Love it when the hero's like 'i can fix you' and the Villains like, "I can make you worse." Just mutually destroying everything the others ever known. Both are too stubborn to stop before they've won. Both get too deep.

"You saved me but doomed yourself."

"pffft, being good was just so boring."

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The villain's mom walks in and catches Hero and villain in a uh, compromising position, (they were threatening each other!! Nothing else,,) the villain gets nervous and trying to quickly make up an excuse, and before hero could say anything, splutter out they are dating.

The hero tries to deny this but you see, the mother is the warmest person they've ever seen and her look of sheer hopefulness and the arrows of love she's shooting at them kind of makes it impossible. Plus, watching the villain be a complete mama's child as she croons at them and inquires about what they've been eating is very enjoyable.

What follows is a week of hero being infuriated at fake dating and slightly awestruck as the villain is babied and ordered around by their mother.

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My basic bitch trait is I'll always flip a table for the painfully cliche enemies to lovers trope of calling the other sweetheart or love or darling or shit derogatory at the start and both getting used to it and it slowly becoming affectionate.

AND, when they fight when they fight they don't call them that at all instead of it being condescending again because their relationship has fundamentally changed to the point of no return. AND and if their partner feels the absence and misses it so deeply realising the effed up. I will ascend to a higher plane bitch

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South Korea joining the Taiwan wave of gangsters? Gangster I Got a Boyfriend is currently filming and stars Kim DongBin (Produce 101) and Kim HanYoung, with a tentative release window of late 2024.

Maybe we're all tragedies,

Covered in skins

too stubborn to be tragic.

*Villain calls hero in the middle of the night*

Hero-: umm hey?

Villain-: *sniffs* I watched a show and now liquid keeps falling from my eyes? Is it an allergy? Infection? Cancer?!

Hero-: Do... Do you mean tears! :0

Villain-: is it terminal?

But seriously my eyes have been leaking this gross gluelike thing since yesterday and I'm pretty sure I'm about to die. Follow for updates or assume disaster if I don't post

The hero shows up to foil the villains plan but instead end up fighting that other hero, their rival, who also showed up to fight them. While the vilain presumably drinks a margarita, both confused, amused and carrying out their plan before their bickering ends.

A: "I'll handle handle this, you can go home and bake cookies or something."

B: "Really?And tell me how you plan to fight a supervillain. The power of friendship?"

A: *sigh* "Can we just be civil about this."

B: "No we cannot you stole my binkin' promotion"

A: "Fine.I'll let you help me defeat them. Deal?

B: "bish, excuse me."

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You know that trope of they were childhood sweethearts/ crushes and gifted some personalized gift or even some random offhand token like a handkerchief or hoodie? Yeah but were separated for a long time but then are brought back together in wildly different circumstances and they're at their place and they see it, clearly preserved with care?!;!!

Yeah I'll take 79326038+ of that exact same trope.

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