After months, the villain finds the hero, but upon arriving at his home, he discovers the hero in a stained robe, baby food splattered, huge dark circles under his eyes, and a non-stop crying baby. The only thing the hero says is, “My wife left me.”
anyway i cannot believe they put goncharov on poob just after i cancelled my subscription 😑
Alright guys, there's a lot of pressure on our first posts. They gotta be funny. They gotta be irreverent! And most of all, they gotta be carefully crafted.
You were executed for a crime you didn’t commit. You’re quite sure the execution was successful, as you are now looking at your own dead body… from the eyes of the executioner.
It's honestly a little embarrassing when someone wakes me up in the middle of a vivid dream and for the first few minutes of wakefulness I'm still in character
>:Þ
Damn, I miss when you could blow sand in someone's eyes and it would just sting real bad. Now they just die instantly.
What is the destructive mischief made by nonbinary people called?
THEYhem
Why does everyone watch these ten-minute woke cringe compilations? Why don't they just follow me? My whole life is a woke cringe compilation!
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