Marauders Era Characters As Things My Friends Have Said Part 38

Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 28

Lily: I DONT KNOW HOW IM GONNA DO MY HAIR FOR PHOTO DAY!

Remus: I’ve just come to terms with my hair being shit

Sirius (lovingly): I wish I had you hair

Marlene: Remus, detach it like a Lego character and give it to Sirius

Marauders era character as thing my friends have said part 29

Marlene: Future therapist are probably crying about the fact that Ao3 is going to be shutdown for six hours tomorrow

Peter: THIS IS HOW I FIND OUT AO3 IS DOWN FOR SIX HOURS?

Peter: HOW WILL I READ MY BEDTIME STORIES NOW?

Peter: WAIT MAYBE IVE DOWNLAODED A FIC

Peter: I DID! HALLELUJAH

Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 27 maybe

Remus: I think the Virgin Mary is in the trees

Sirius: should’ve gone to spec savers

Remus: I hate you

James: I have spare glasses, and a strong prescription

Remus: fuck you I have 20/20 vision

Remus: BUT THE VIRGIN MARY IS GENUINELY IN THE TREES!

the purpose of barty's slutty waist is for evan to hold it.

James: When Regulus is mad at me I tighten the lids on all our jars so he has to ask me for help

*sound of glass shattering in the other room*

James: It doesn’t always work though.

Marauders era characters as thing my friends have said part 20

Regulus: naming my notes is getting more difficult, this one is just called let’s fuck around and find out

Barty: what’s the note?

Regulus: I don’t know bro, wanna fuck around and find out?

Barty: yep, without around and find out

Moony toast as clay!!!! I had a mars bar too but I gave it to a friend!

*slides you this chart*

*you kick me out of the butcher shop*

What's the point if ur ship isn't fucking against the canon with ao3 as lube

i love wearing jeans. i feel so beautiful. like bruce springsteen