Marauders Era Characters As Things My Friends Have Said Part 28

Marauders era characters as thing my friends have said part 10!

Peter: this bitch is going DOWN!

James: whatcha playing

Peter: chess

Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 33

Peter: guys I need water but I’m scared of cockroaches

Sirius: is there a roach out there?

Peter: idk yet, I haven’t been out there

Remus: there very likely are no cockroaches, go get water

Peter: there’s a dead one what if it’s comes back to life

Remus: I- that’s not… as far as I’m aware, cockroach necromancers don’t exist

*slides you this chart*

*you kick me out of the butcher shop*

Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 35 or 36

Mary: I’ve changed my shirt three times today to go out to three different places

Lily: girl why?

Mary: Because the first shirt I wasn’t gonna be out of the car to go to the secdong shirt I wanted to be cute and this shirt has to match my togs that I’m wearing

Marlene: fair

Lily: that makes sense

Mary: yeah it does it’s because I’m smart

Grant: You talk in your sleep, you know.

Remus: Oh?

Grant: Yeah. It’s never my name.

Marauders era characters as thing my friends have said part 19

Marlene: IM GASLIGHTING YOU?

Lily: HUH?

Marlene: IM NOT!

Mary: NO WE’RE GASLIGHTING YOU!

Marauders era characters as thing my friends have said part 24

James: dude are you ever so tired you start awake dreaming?

Lily: yes it’s a disorder

James: ah

James: lovely!

Marauders era characters as thing my friends have said part 25

Remus: I thought rebel rebel would be one of my top songs 😔

Marlene: tf is a rebel rebel

Remus: a masterpiece!

Marauders era character as things my friends have said part 35 (this is long)

Sirius: I’ve eaten uncooked bacon before, I thought It was ham, ate the whole packet

James: isn’t uncooked bacon just ham?

Sirius: MUM SAID IT WAS DIFFERENT

James: IT IS? BUT IF YOU COOK HAM DONT YOI JUST GET FLATTER BACON?

Remus: different parts of the pig

James: oh there all the same pig

James: If you eat my leg would I t taste different to my arm? Probably not unless your a canibal and know the taste differences

Peter: one taste slightly different, ones slightly saltier

Sirius: … what!?

Remus: legs have a larger salt count

Peter: ye

Remus: Bacon is the hide of the pig where ham is the leg

James: shutup Remus, coleslaw looking ass

Remus: I’ve never been more offended in my life

James: When Regulus is mad at me I tighten the lids on all our jars so he has to ask me for help

*sound of glass shattering in the other room*

James: It doesn’t always work though.