Marauders Era Characters As Thing My Friends Have Said Part 10!

I imagine Marlene McKinnon to have been a very loud 11 year old. Very loud and with the strongest Scottish accent you’ve ever heard. Eventually over the year you learn to understand her and eventually over the year the Scottish accent would phase out to something more understandable for everyone’s poor British souls. Over the Christmas holidays Marlene would come back having gained a small accent over the holiday. But when the break between the school years roll around she would come back to school with a Scottish accent again, and again you could not understand her. Marlene realised quickly that when he friends don’t understand her she can say whatever she wanted, one day she tried that with Peter. For some reason, Peter was the only one who could understand her. So Peter was the first to know about her crush on Dorcas. Marlene asked how Peter could understand her because it seemed as though no body else in the entire school could, Peter somehow concealed the fact that his own father was exactly like her, but the accent never faded away.

(please I’m not British so like idk what holidays it’s called between school years, like idk if it’s summer or winter or in between, it’s confusing and also seasons are backwards there)

Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 5

Remus: hey can I have this?

Sirius: I was gonna give it to lifeline

Sirius: you know what your a charity you can have it!

when i say david bowie was a wizard and they look at me like i’m crazy 💔

Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 43

Sirius: *sends regulus a voice note of him yelling what the hell*

Regulus: is this why I keep hearing you scream what the hell?

Sirius: yeah

Regulus: your odd

Sirius: you’re, checkmate liberal

Regulus: die

Evan practically broke down the door into the common room. Speeding past everyone, all his friends and a concerned sister. He was clearly pissed but recently he’s been on edge more than usual, that’s why his friends didn’t go after him. But then again recently Evan has also recently been trying to forget his feelings for Barty but Barty is not helping that at all.

Evan burst the door open the his dorm room, slamming it shut behind him and making Barty jump at the sound. Barty sat up on his bed staring at Evan who was rapidly approaching.

“Merlin’s beard!” Barty chuckled, “what’s go your panties in a-“ but before Barty could finish the sentence, Evan was already pouncing on Barty snogging the living daylights out of him.

Evan was certain the Barty was going to push him off immediately but to his suprise Barty pulled him onto his lap and kissed him back. Bartys hands held Evan’s waist tightly while Evan was squishing there faces together like if they broke apart the world would end.

Evan was even more surprised when Barty did break apart there kiss, not to be mad at Evan but to slowly kiss down Evan’s neck. Long and hard kisses in between quick and small kisses.

Small gasps left Evan’s mouth as Barty continued kissing at his neck, moving as best he could to reach Evan’s collar bones. Bartys hands had starts unbuttoning Evan’s shirt and without thinking Evan was doing to same with Bartys.

“I wasn’t expecting this reaction” Evan’s breathed out as on of Bartys hand reached up to pull on Evan’s hair

“Well I wasn’t expecting you to start snogging me but here we are” Barty responded into Evan’s neck, “I do have one question though” Barty slowly pulled back, the two finally faces eachother. Eyes locking, Evan couldn’t help but get lost in Bartys eyes

“What is it?” Evan’s whispered,

“Why did you start kissing me?” Barty asked, clearly unsure of his question. Evan’s couldn’t help but laugh, Barty rolled his eyes at the boy

“Jesus Barty” Evan’s laughed out “how dense are you!”

“I’m sorry I’m not great at context clues!” Barty laughed,

“Oh so me snogging you wasn’t enough of a context clue?”

“I don’t know maybe you were just… horny?”

“Fucking hell Barty!” Evan’s laugh now filled up the room.

“We’ve done it before!”

“Ok well right now i wanna have sex with you because I’m hoping… you like me back”

“You like me?” Barty whispered

“I’ll leave” Evan said, the seriousness in his voice was enough for Barty to realise to take it back

“Right sorry,” Barty chuckled, he started at Evan for a few moments before muttering out “I like you too”

“Marlene,” Dorcas pleaded “my friends there-“

“Disgusting pieces of shit!” Marlene said, flinging around to see Dorcas’s tear stained face.

Marlene had just come from Dorcas’s dorm, a weird interaction had happened between her and Pandora and she was pissed.

“Don’t you realise how weird that is!” Marlene spat,

“I thought you knew Pandora wasn’t normal!” Dorcas chuckled a bit, trying to keep herself from crying more

“I’m sorry, I thought she just had her head in the clouds a bit!” Marlene mocked “she just told me I how I was gonna die”

Dorcas knew that she wasn’t going to be convincing Marlene to not think about it. Marlene would think about it, a lot. All the time.

“She just does that!” Dorcas tries to explained, Marlene scoffed

“She said my closest friend would betray me, killing my Family in the process! What kinda of bullshit is that” Marlene shouted,

“I’m sorry! She- she just-“ Dorcas stuttered, unable to find the words. Pandora didn’t mean to, she never meant to. Dorcas knew that, Marlene didn’t.

Dorcas knew Marlene wouldn’t understand, Marlene had in fact boasted many times that divination was a useless subject. No one could actually see into the future.

Whether that’s true or not depends on if regulus did really die at only 18. Dorcas’s friends had learned to look past there apparent deaths, but Marlene wouldn’t know how to.

“Christ Dorcas” Marlene finally said, “you know I love you but, Jesus your friends are weird”

“Everyone knows Pandora is weird!” Dorcas groaned,

“But this is a new level of weird!” Marlene sighed, “Christ, just give me some space right now while I think about the fact that I’m going to die young!” Marlene stomped off, leaving Dorcas standing in the hallway.

She was trapped, trapped in the thought that Marlene might just break up with her. She didn’t even hear the footsteps come up behind her, but then again no one hears her footsteps.

“I didn’t mean to” a small whisper said, Dorcas jumped. She snapped her head to see a ghostly figure next to her, even with the tan skin.

“I’m sorry Pandora, I know it’s not your fault” Dorcas said, slowly embracing Pandora. Turning her away and back to the dungeons.

“I really didn’t mean to, it was a mistake. I tried not to slip I really tried!” Pandora pleaded,

“Shush dear, I know it’s not your fault”

Marauders era characters as thing my friends have said part 26

James: so who is going to the picnic?

Peter: I am!

Sirius: so am I!

Remus: sorry I’m sick that day

Sirius: stop planning your sickness

Remus: it’s already on my calendar. You can’t take things off a calendar

I play “you’re losing me” three times Infront of a mirror until he appears behind me. James potter.

James was actually really good at singing, he just never showed it because he thought it was embarrassing. The only person who ever heard him sing was regulus, completely by accident of course. Regulus was a bit late to meeting James at the astronomy tower one night, James decided to take the time alone to sing aloud a song he had stuck in his head (he always had something stuck in his head). Regulus was mesmerised by the sound and ended up being later than he expected, just because he was standing listening to James sing. James from then on would sing to regulus, whether he was having a panic attack or just sitting together and regulus asks, James would sing for him.

After they broke up, regulus found himself mumbling songs that meant something to him and james. James however, never sang again.

I’ve made one of my friends who doesn’t know shit about the marauders read art heist baby during a cyclone while her power is out, I haven’t gotten any confirmation if she enjoys yet but once I do I will update.