Marauders Era Characters As Thing My Friends Have Said Part 19

Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 38

Pandora: my brother just called me a stupid head

Barty: your are a stupid head though

Pandora: no you are

Barty: D: why would you say that!

Pandora: because you are

James “no one in this room knows I’m listening to the Hamilton soundtrack” potter

I’ve made one of my friends who doesn’t know shit about the marauders read art heist baby during a cyclone while her power is out, I haven’t gotten any confirmation if she enjoys yet but once I do I will update.

love when fanfic writers are like “I love this character” & proceed to put them through shit even God has blacklisted, baby the middle ages called they want to hear your ideas

Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 42… or 43

Remus: guys hear me out… young Albus Dumbledore

Mary: I hate that it’s true

James: wait… what is he really that fine?

Remus: *shows image of young dumbledore*

James: HOLY MOLY!

Sirius: shiiiit… Mary your right I really do hate that it’s true

Marlene: I’d turn straight for him to be honest

Peter & Lily: *doesnt find him attractive at all*

I’m going to start pushing Russian Barty for reason I cannot explain but I just need to be heard out 🙌

Evan practically broke down the door into the common room. Speeding past everyone, all his friends and a concerned sister. He was clearly pissed but recently he’s been on edge more than usual, that’s why his friends didn’t go after him. But then again recently Evan has also recently been trying to forget his feelings for Barty but Barty is not helping that at all.

Evan burst the door open the his dorm room, slamming it shut behind him and making Barty jump at the sound. Barty sat up on his bed staring at Evan who was rapidly approaching.

“Merlin’s beard!” Barty chuckled, “what’s go your panties in a-“ but before Barty could finish the sentence, Evan was already pouncing on Barty snogging the living daylights out of him.

Evan was certain the Barty was going to push him off immediately but to his suprise Barty pulled him onto his lap and kissed him back. Bartys hands held Evan’s waist tightly while Evan was squishing there faces together like if they broke apart the world would end.

Evan was even more surprised when Barty did break apart there kiss, not to be mad at Evan but to slowly kiss down Evan’s neck. Long and hard kisses in between quick and small kisses.

Small gasps left Evan’s mouth as Barty continued kissing at his neck, moving as best he could to reach Evan’s collar bones. Bartys hands had starts unbuttoning Evan’s shirt and without thinking Evan was doing to same with Bartys.

“I wasn’t expecting this reaction” Evan’s breathed out as on of Bartys hand reached up to pull on Evan’s hair

“Well I wasn’t expecting you to start snogging me but here we are” Barty responded into Evan’s neck, “I do have one question though” Barty slowly pulled back, the two finally faces eachother. Eyes locking, Evan couldn’t help but get lost in Bartys eyes

“What is it?” Evan’s whispered,

“Why did you start kissing me?” Barty asked, clearly unsure of his question. Evan’s couldn’t help but laugh, Barty rolled his eyes at the boy

“Jesus Barty” Evan’s laughed out “how dense are you!”

“I’m sorry I’m not great at context clues!” Barty laughed,

“Oh so me snogging you wasn’t enough of a context clue?”

“I don’t know maybe you were just… horny?”

“Fucking hell Barty!” Evan’s laugh now filled up the room.

“We’ve done it before!”

“Ok well right now i wanna have sex with you because I’m hoping… you like me back”

“You like me?” Barty whispered

“I’ll leave” Evan said, the seriousness in his voice was enough for Barty to realise to take it back

“Right sorry,” Barty chuckled, he started at Evan for a few moments before muttering out “I like you too”

Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 35 or 36

Mary: I’ve changed my shirt three times today to go out to three different places

Lily: girl why?

Mary: Because the first shirt I wasn’t gonna be out of the car to go to the secdong shirt I wanted to be cute and this shirt has to match my togs that I’m wearing

Marlene: fair

Lily: that makes sense

Mary: yeah it does it’s because I’m smart

Marauders era characters as thing my friends have said part 25

Remus: I thought rebel rebel would be one of my top songs 😔

Marlene: tf is a rebel rebel

Remus: a masterpiece!

Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 4

James: are you having family issues?

Regulus: no I’m having criminal issues.