Marauders Era Characters As Thing My Friends Have Said Part 23

Marauders era characters as thing my friends have said part 15

Sirius: tell me why my brother just asked if I was French or bisexual

Peter: both

Sirius: I’m not French though

Peter: not yet

Sirius: huh

The biggest “your experiences are not universal” thing I feel is whenever anyone talks about the universality of girls planning their weddings since childhood because. Well. Not me. God bless

actual tears running down my face

What's the point if ur ship isn't fucking against the canon with ao3 as lube

Marauders era character as things my friends have said part 39

Mary: I was at my aunts house and she just randomly died, like girly could’ve told me she didn’t want me there

Lily: WHAT?

Mary: Pookie dropped at stopped

wait this just changed something in me

Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 11

Remus: what’s an awesome sound?

Sirius: um… gargling

Remus: I meant like music

Marauders era characters as thing my friends have said part 17

Pandora (in a letter to regulus over the holidays): yo bitch, you should come to my place on Wednesday. And if your parents say no, backflip to assert dominance

Marauders era characters as thing my friends have said part 18

Pandora: are you guys also sacred of the bacon on cheese and bacon rolls

Dorcas: no?… are you?

Pandora: no…

Grant: You talk in your sleep, you know.

Remus: Oh?

Grant: Yeah. It’s never my name.