Marauders Era Characters As Thing My Friends Have Said Part 18

living a normal day until I remember of the canon existence of the marauders era. Like, most of the characters are not like we imagine them and they are that ew thing written by the Rowling. Like. Wolfstar is not canon. Ew. Bleah. Canon marauders era sucks fr

James says “I love you” to every single one of his friends all the time. The only person he never says it too is Regulus. And this freaks Regulus out so much because he’s the only person James doesn’t say it to even tho he’s his boyfriend so that must mean he’s not in love with him. But here’s the thing, James has not said “I love you” yet even though he says it with everyone else because with Regulus IT MATTERS. It’s not just a quick “bye I love you” like with his friends it’s a real meaningful impactful on their relationship kind of “I love you” and he’s scared he’s going to scare Reg off. On top of that James has never had someone love him back romantically and he’s scared shitless that Regulus won’t be in love with him the way he wants.

So the day Regulus works up the courage to just tell James he loves him, entirely expecting to not hear it back, he’s left in complete shock when James pulls him into a hug and starts crying saying how much he’s in love with him. Reg starts crying too and they both end up in a mess of tears, limbs and snot as they tell eachother how much they love each other.

what if marauders were a band but lead singers regulus and sirius wrote a whole album together which is family jewels by marina & the diamonds

i mean in a regulus “one track mind, one track heart / if i fail, i’ll fall apart” black and sirius “maybe it is all a test / ‘cause i feel like i’m the worst so i always act like i’m the best” black way. what then

Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 8!

Marlene: I think my tits are bigger than yours

Mary: what cup size are you?

Marlene: let’s take off our shirts to compare

Marauders era characters as thing my friends have said part 16

James: I’d go up to her and tell her she’s pretty!

Sirius: that’s not creepy!

James: yeah!

Peter: unless you do it in a creepy way

Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 28

Lily: I DONT KNOW HOW IM GONNA DO MY HAIR FOR PHOTO DAY!

Remus: I’ve just come to terms with my hair being shit

Sirius (lovingly): I wish I had you hair

Marlene: Remus, detach it like a Lego character and give it to Sirius

Ok we all hear the fact that Sirius is a short king but out of all the marauders, Peter is the shortest. Probably by like 2 cm but you know that Sirius makes sure Peter knows at any second of the day because he needs the ego boost. Peter doesn’t care to much though, he enjoys his short life and he thinks that he wouldn’t suit being taller than he is.

wait this just changed something in me

Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 14 technically

Euphemia (in a letter sent to James): are you ok by yourself?

James (in his reply letter) yes, I’m watching the eras tour on Disney+ with nine additional acoustic songs

Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 6? 7?

James: ITS PINK!

Sirius: I thought you were colourblind!?

James: it’s da shade bruh