Marauders Era Characters As Thing My Friends Have Said Part 15

The Marauders listening to Another One Bites the Dust in 1980 when it came out, oblivious to how it forshadows their future

Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 12 😨

Lily: judge him on what he does not what he says

Sirius: what are you a fucking fortune cookie?

Lily: yes

when i say david bowie was a wizard and they look at me like i’m crazy 💔

i love wearing jeans. i feel so beautiful. like bruce springsteen

Marauders era characters as thing my friends have said part 22

Barty: why do these chips look like ASS!

Evan: what the fuck

Evan: they look like regulus’s skin colour

James potter was always the sun, but the truth is he never was. His dream? To fly towards it, and never look back. So when he had the chance, he ignored the warnings, he ignored everyone’s advice, and soared. And the sun the was beautiful, but as he flew closer, its beauty blinded him. He didn’t notice his back felt lighter, or his body was falling away. Only until I was too late did he realise that the sun was right Infront of him. All he had to do, was make them smile.

Marauders playing Never have I ever Part 2: Remus: Never have I ever been in a threesome. *Regulus, Evan, Barty casually drinking* Rest of them just shocked: James: *choking on his drink* ...REGULUS? Regulus: We were bored, gay and horny. What did you expect? Barty, winking at James: Interested in making it a foursome, Potter? James: *visibly malfunctioning* I—I—what? NO! Sirius: *sputtering* I’m—I’m GOING TO BE SICK. Dorcas: They even asked if I wanted to join. Marlene: WHAT?! Dorcas, smirking: I was preoccupied that day. Sirius: *gagging* I-I need a moment.

Every time someone posts poly marauders and includes Peter, an angel gains its wings

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JAMES POTTER YOU ARE SO LOVED BY ME

let me finish this chapter first