James “no One In This Room Knows I’m Listening To The Hamilton Soundtrack” Potter

don't worry darling, open ao3, men bottoming there...

Marauders era character as thing my friends have said part 29

Marlene: Future therapist are probably crying about the fact that Ao3 is going to be shutdown for six hours tomorrow

Peter: THIS IS HOW I FIND OUT AO3 IS DOWN FOR SIX HOURS?

Peter: HOW WILL I READ MY BEDTIME STORIES NOW?

Peter: WAIT MAYBE IVE DOWNLAODED A FIC

Peter: I DID! HALLELUJAH

James: When Regulus is mad at me I tighten the lids on all our jars so he has to ask me for help

*sound of glass shattering in the other room*

James: It doesn’t always work though.

James: Fuck, I cut my finger.

Regulus: Let me kiss it so it’ll feel better. That’s what my cousins used to do for me when I was a kid.

*later*

James: Crouch, I need you to punch me in the mouth.

Barty, already winding up: Finally—

the purpose of barty's slutty waist is for evan to hold it.

AO3: goes down

the entire community:

Marauders era characters as thing my friends have said part 18

Pandora: are you guys also sacred of the bacon on cheese and bacon rolls

Dorcas: no?… are you?

Pandora: no…

Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 3

Marlene: do your organs ever just vibrate, like does you pancreas ever decide to just like AAAAAH

Lily & Mary: what the fuck

Marauders era characters as thing my friends have said part 24

James: dude are you ever so tired you start awake dreaming?

Lily: yes it’s a disorder

James: ah

James: lovely!

wait this just changed something in me