Marauders Era Characters As Things My Friends Have Said Part 2

Marauders era characters as thing my friends have said part 18

Pandora: are you guys also sacred of the bacon on cheese and bacon rolls

Dorcas: no?… are you?

Pandora: no…

“Marlene,” Dorcas pleaded “my friends there-“

“Disgusting pieces of shit!” Marlene said, flinging around to see Dorcas’s tear stained face.

Marlene had just come from Dorcas’s dorm, a weird interaction had happened between her and Pandora and she was pissed.

“Don’t you realise how weird that is!” Marlene spat,

“I thought you knew Pandora wasn’t normal!” Dorcas chuckled a bit, trying to keep herself from crying more

“I’m sorry, I thought she just had her head in the clouds a bit!” Marlene mocked “she just told me I how I was gonna die”

Dorcas knew that she wasn’t going to be convincing Marlene to not think about it. Marlene would think about it, a lot. All the time.

“She just does that!” Dorcas tries to explained, Marlene scoffed

“She said my closest friend would betray me, killing my Family in the process! What kinda of bullshit is that” Marlene shouted,

“I’m sorry! She- she just-“ Dorcas stuttered, unable to find the words. Pandora didn’t mean to, she never meant to. Dorcas knew that, Marlene didn’t.

Dorcas knew Marlene wouldn’t understand, Marlene had in fact boasted many times that divination was a useless subject. No one could actually see into the future.

Whether that’s true or not depends on if regulus did really die at only 18. Dorcas’s friends had learned to look past there apparent deaths, but Marlene wouldn’t know how to.

“Christ Dorcas” Marlene finally said, “you know I love you but, Jesus your friends are weird”

“Everyone knows Pandora is weird!” Dorcas groaned,

“But this is a new level of weird!” Marlene sighed, “Christ, just give me some space right now while I think about the fact that I’m going to die young!” Marlene stomped off, leaving Dorcas standing in the hallway.

She was trapped, trapped in the thought that Marlene might just break up with her. She didn’t even hear the footsteps come up behind her, but then again no one hears her footsteps.

“I didn’t mean to” a small whisper said, Dorcas jumped. She snapped her head to see a ghostly figure next to her, even with the tan skin.

“I’m sorry Pandora, I know it’s not your fault” Dorcas said, slowly embracing Pandora. Turning her away and back to the dungeons.

“I really didn’t mean to, it was a mistake. I tried not to slip I really tried!” Pandora pleaded,

“Shush dear, I know it’s not your fault”

no sentence fills me with utter loathing so much as "i asked chatgpt"

living a normal day until I remember of the canon existence of the marauders era. Like, most of the characters are not like we imagine them and they are that ew thing written by the Rowling. Like. Wolfstar is not canon. Ew. Bleah. Canon marauders era sucks fr

Marauders era characters as thing my friends have said part 23

Marlene: what the fuck is a postal code?

James: It is what you put on letters

Marlene: I don’t sent letters, I text like a normal person. I’m too cool for letters

Peter: I hire carrier pigeons

Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 43

Sirius: *sends regulus a voice note of him yelling what the hell*

Regulus: is this why I keep hearing you scream what the hell?

Sirius: yeah

Regulus: your odd

Sirius: you’re, checkmate liberal

Regulus: die

Marauders era characters as thing my friends have said part 17

Pandora (in a letter to regulus over the holidays): yo bitch, you should come to my place on Wednesday. And if your parents say no, backflip to assert dominance

Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 34… I think

James: I want wax candy so bad but I want to be able to eat the wax

Marlene: just eat the wax, I would

Peter: yeah, don’t be a wuss

James: na I like living

Marlene: chicken

James: you do I then if your so tough

Marlene: kk!

what if marauders were a band but lead singers regulus and sirius wrote a whole album together which is family jewels by marina & the diamonds

i mean in a regulus “one track mind, one track heart / if i fail, i’ll fall apart” black and sirius “maybe it is all a test / ‘cause i feel like i’m the worst so i always act like i’m the best” black way. what then

Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 5

Remus: hey can I have this?

Sirius: I was gonna give it to lifeline

Sirius: you know what your a charity you can have it!