HBP: How Did Harry Not Realize The Hand Writing In The Half-blood Prince's Potion Book Was The Same As

This whole “trust Tumblr blindly” thing is eventually going to kill someone, as I became pointedly aware of on one occasion I was making fun of how poorly a particular bleach-based drain declogger was working on my sink and got a chorus of really dangerously misinformed people telling me to pour vinegar in after it because all cute little cool kid diy home care blogs they’re following talk about vinegar like it it’s the big secret the cleaning companies don’t want you to know.

And I cringed knowing that someday, some Well Actually expert who read a blog article once is going to give that advice to someone who unfortunately didn’t take high school chemistry and isn’t aware that MIXING VINEGAR AND BLEACH MAKES CHLORINE GAS.

~Perfect Family~ (EraserMic x Genderfruid! Teen! Reader)

[Part 1?]

Authors Note: This is sort of a comfort fic for myself. I’m closeted genderfluid to my family (except my sister who is super supportive), and let’s just say there have been some moments from my parents that I sort of took as a rejection. My friends have also been supportive and so many ways, it actually made me cry. In my life rn, I know my friends (+ sister) are more supportive than my family. I’m probably going to show one of my friends this… so hi friendo and thank you for the support you’ve given me. ((I don’t know if you want your name exposed so I won’t say.))

Fandom: My Hero Academia Pairing(s): EraserMic (Eraserhead x Present Mic) x Genderfluid! Teen! Reader (platonic) Warning(s): Rejection, cursing, Aizawa & Hizashi being good dads, platonic reader

-My headcanons that will be in here- *Hizashi being super soft and gentle in serious situations *Trans Aizawa *Aizawa and Hizashi are married *Hizashi has jumped from foster home to foster home *Aizawa was raised in a bad home

~~~~~1st P.O.V~~~~~ “I guess I don’t have a daughter anymore”

Just like that, my dad closed the door on me. Tears running down my face as I shakily grasped the three bags lying next to my legs. Glancing at a pile of snow near me, I spotted my binder, wet with holes in it. I grasped the fabric in my hand and proceeded to walk down the street.

I never thought this would happen. I never would have imagined my own parents throwing me out just because of who I actually am. Telling them was a bad decision. Thinking they would be supportive was the worst choice I could make. I should have thought more about how they reacted when I told them I wanted male clothing. I should have seen all the signs.

It was in the middle of December at the dead of night. Probably one of the worst times to be walking back to my dorm in U.A. I pulled my scarf up to my nose, so no one has to see my emotional breakdown about to happen any second now.

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When people insult your fandom:

me: *wand and everything*

Fanfic: 12 Chapters.

Me: OMG! YESSS!

Fanfic: 400 words.

Me: Why are you doing this to me?!! *sob*

A porcupine’s Halloween present (+ original sound effects)

I don’t know what’s funnier:

1) The method of breeding basilisks. 2) The fact that Newt provides instructions for breeding them. 3) The fact that Newt provides tips for evading the law while breeding a basilisk.  Also, didn’t he work for that Ministry department??? It’s official. Newt Scamander is the Arthur Weasley of magical beasts. 

Someone give this man a megaphone.