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Weirdness Falls AU

Weirdness Falls is an AU me and Isofish are making. The main storyline from us is NSFW, mostly because of Robbie’s Weirdness mutation(Robbie is actually what started the idea in the first place lol I love Robbie). So I am going to post here the basics of the AU while rewording Robbie’s part into a more SFW way. (If you want to know more and don’t mind some NSFW content the blog is Weirdnessfalls.tumblr.com )

The AU is set after the battle with Bill. Those who were part of the Zodiac have been affected by Bill’s weirdness and by the power of the Zodiac circle. The affects of the weirdness giving each person a different weirdness power or mutation, with the longer a person was exposed to that weirdness, the more of an affect it had on them. When they held hands in the circle it awakened the power in their DNA.

Stanford Pines: Being around Bill the most and having gone through the portal, Ford has been the most affected by the weirdness magic. The result was having a thirdeye in the middle of his forehead, fangs, and the ability to read minds. He can not hear thoughts, but can see flashes of what they are thinking about to piece things together.

Stanley Pines: At first he seems unaffected by the weirdness, but he is really sharing his body with Bill. Bill is trapped inside him and unable to leave his body, Stan’s weirdness ability being a demon trap. Bill is originally pretending to be Stan and is the reason Stan was easily able to get his memories back. Both struggle to be in control of the body after Stan is able to overpower Bill.

Dipper Pines: Being possessed by Bill and being around weirdness for only a couple months, Dipper has the ability to control plants. He can even sort of communicate with trees. He was pretty disappointed when he learned that was all he could do.

Mabel Pines: Like a genie, Mabel has the ability to grant wishes, but not her own, and there are some rules of what can’t be wished for. Even when Mabel does grant someone’s wish, it is always in her style. Ask for crocodile shoes, she will give you living crocodile shoes. Most things end in glitter, animals, sweaters, candy, and other things she thinks will be fun or mishears. Like giving cotton candy chest hair or mishearing knees for bees.

Pacifica Northwest: Unfortunately for Pacifica, the ability she gained from the weirdness was her blood being replaced by liquid gold. She only learns something weird is happening to her when she weighs herself and to her horror she is 168lbs heavier. She doesn’t find out till she accidentally cuts herself that her blood has turned to gold. Her blood only becomes solid after being exposed to air after a couple minutes. To her she feels normal, but if someone were to try and lift her, she’d be much heavier than she looks. It is unfortunate for her as her parents quickly figure out they could use her blood to increase their fortune.

Robbie Valentino: Purple, shape shifting tentacles with a red eye between them, in his pants with a mind of its own.(As safe for work as I can explain this and anyone who doesn’t like Robbie probably won’t write/draw him much anyway. If you do write/draw for this AU in a SFW way and do want to include Robbie without NSFW stuff, he’d probably super awkward, trying to hide it with his hoodie/it does “shrink” so he can still wear pants properly, and have to excuse himself a lot. I can’t say too much more in a SFW type of way lol)

Wendy Corduroy: The weirdness gave her the power to use cold and ice abilities. She thinks it is pretty cool, loving that she no longer needs to use an AC when she is hot, and can freeze the lake in the summer to make an ice rink. She does however like to use it for pranks, her and her friends finding it funny to mess with Thompson.

Gideon Gleeful: He has really become able to see the future. However, he is unable to remember what he sees/says. Nothing can record his prophecies and can only be written down by those who hear it. It annoys him that he can’t predict his own future nor control when it happens.

Soos Ramirez: He changes ages based on his current mindset and how he feels at the moment; which often makes him appear as a ten year old boy. He can not control when it happens and changes randomly.

Fiddleford McGucket: For some reason he is the only one to remain unaffected by Weirdness, which is probably his weirdness.

Anyone is free to ship anyone with anyone, we have our own ships we’ll be doing. If you like the AU spread it around :o

ALERT THE EGGNOG IS COMIG

Reblog with an inside joke you have with your friends.

“Yes, Captain America has LEGS!”

“Adulthood is like looking both ways before you cross the street, then getting hit by an airplane.”

This whole “trust Tumblr blindly” thing is eventually going to kill someone, as I became pointedly aware of on one occasion I was making fun of how poorly a particular bleach-based drain declogger was working on my sink and got a chorus of really dangerously misinformed people telling me to pour vinegar in after it because all cute little cool kid diy home care blogs they’re following talk about vinegar like it it’s the big secret the cleaning companies don’t want you to know.

And I cringed knowing that someday, some Well Actually expert who read a blog article once is going to give that advice to someone who unfortunately didn’t take high school chemistry and isn’t aware that MIXING VINEGAR AND BLEACH MAKES CHLORINE GAS.

PSAT be like

Reading and writing: Okay here’s a little paragraph so don’t worry much!

Math: HELLO NAUGHTY CHILDREN ITS MATH TIME

me age 10: mOTHER I MUST SHAVE

mom: no

me age 17: look at all this leg hair. nice.

mom: PLEASE SHAVE YOUR LEGS I CAN FEEL YOUR LEG HAIR CARESS MY ANKLES FROM ACROSS THE ROOM

reblog this post with a cool animal species lets make a wholesome thread

Why do I keep seeing long ass Markiplier hate in the main tags???

 Like I’ve read a few and they’re taking a lot of things way out of context. Some even admit that they had clicked away from the stream before he even had a chance to explain himself, or even got their facts from other fans that were upset about something he said. Like seriously??? Can you get more out of context second-hand info to base everything off of? 

He said he wished he could remove him from the content and still have this community prosper? He goes on to explain that it’s because he doesn’t feel like he deserves the attention, doesn’t deserve to be the ‘product’ that brought us all together. Not because he doesn’t care for us or wants to make videos anymore. 

Him showing a lack of empathy for someone commenting that their child cried after the show from not meeting Mark? He never said he would do a meet and greet, he never once said he was doing anything more than putting on an amazing show for all of us to enjoy because he cares about us and literally wants to say “You’re Welcome.” which is more then he had to do in the first place. Plus do you know how hard it would be to meet even all of the VIP audience members, do his VIP show then be ready to do the rest of the show? It’s insane to think about since the boys already look worked to the bone. It’s not on him that your child was misinformed on what they were getting out of the tour

Which brings to the last thing I’ve seen a few people bring up. “You look sick” I fucking hate this statement, and it’s a million other variations. Everyone I know hates these statements. Hell, I’d wager that there’s not a single person out there who doesn’t get extremely self-conscious and a little bit pissed off by these type of statements. So for him to get a little upset at the fact that he saw this in chat makes perfect sense. You don’t say “You look___” unless its a compliment to someone, even if you’re worried about them, you ask them instead “How are you?” or something along those lines. Mark even explains himself during the stream. 

I’d also like for you all to keep something else in mind. These people doing this whole show in front of thousands of fans every night are introverted people. They get drained from spending too much time around large groups of people. They’re constantly traveling and doing a show a night before being packed into a tiny enclosed space with all of them trapped together until they get to their next destination.  Most likely, THEY’RE ALL TIRED OUT OF THEIR MINDS. And yet they still go up on stage and perform an amazing show for us to enjoy. 

TL,DR Mark is one guy, one humble guy that is trying his hardest to make something great for us. He and his friends are working their asses off to do this show and I don’t doubt they feel dead on their feet after most performances.

 If you leave the fandom and stop watching Mark then I wish you all the luck, no matter the reason, but I’m going to continue to watch my boys and girls as they do amazing things for us. 

dude I procrastinate so much that I end up actually getting stuff done