Flora: Remember, Murder Is Never The Answer.

Druig: Kingo, sign to Makkari that she's acting foolish, but I still love her.

Kingo: Gross, tell her yourself.

Druig: We're in a pretty heavy fight dude.

Kingo: She's sitting on your lap.

-Rivusa parenting-

* Musa and Riven carrying their baby into the car.

Musa: Actually maybe you should do this* passing the baby to Riv*

Riven*holding the baby with a confused look*: Why?

Musa: I Don’t want to bump her head with the door, pinch her with the seat bell.

Riven: Muse how long are you going to beat yourself up, for one mistake?

Riven: It’s this going to be like that one time you forgot you’re lyrics?

Musa: I just think... I suck being a mother..

Riven: What are you talking about? We’re new at this.

Musa: You’re a natural I mean look at you.

Musa: You walk into the room, and her face lights up. you change her clothes with one hand. And I...

Musa: Great, now Im jelaous of you.

Riven: Theres so many thinks that you do that I cant.

Riven: You baby proof our entire house, you sing to her every night. You dance with her. And come on without you we couldn’t even have a baby to injur.

Musa: I...

Riven: Honey thats what make’s us a great*while he puts her in the car*

Riven: We each have our own strengths. Now who are amazing parents?

Musa: We are.

Riven: I cant hear you!

Musa: We are.

Riven: Don’t you forget it*kissing her head*

Musa: *closes the door*

Musa;Did we just locked our baby on the car?

Riven: Did you put the keys in the bag?!

Musa: I.. i put the keys in the bag.

Riven*clearly panicking*: Oh Muse! I told you not to put the keys on the bag!

Musa*starting to freak out*: Don’t freak out. Come on Don’t freak out.

Riven*about to cry while he looks at the baby*: HoNeY iT’s Ok!

Musa*starts to sing*: A, B, C, D, E,F,G

Riven: Are you really sining? People get arresten for this, Musa.

Musa*continues to sing while she cries*: H-I-J-K-L-M-N

Riven*runing around the car*: Do all four doors are locked?

Musa: I’m going to call Tecna!

Riven: *runs away*

Musa*while she calls*: We locked our baby in the car! we locked her!

Riven* runing with a Trash with a high pitched voice: Im BrEaKiNg ThE WiNdOw!

Musa*crying*: We locked her in the car, and people are judjing us.

Riven*getting closes to the car with the trash still with a high pitched voice*: I sWeAr ToO gOd I’m GoInG To BrEaK iT!

Musa*crying more*: No, it will get glass on her.Ass!

Riven*ready to destroy the window*: DoN’t WoRrY SwEeTie! DaDDiE iS CoMiNg FoR yOu!

Musa*more calm*: Tecna says that you check the door now!

Riven*throws the Trash at the floor and opens the door*: Oh...Thats it amazing.

Riven*kissing the baby*: How did they do that?

Musa: I Don’t know, But were changing the car.

Bloom: Timmy get me closer!

*While in the fight*

Roxy*fangirl*:Super hero landing! She is gonna do a super hero landing. Wait for it.

* Bloom lands in a cool way*

Roxy: Super hero landing!

Stella: Yeah that's really hard on the knees, so don't do that Rox.

Kingo * clearly drunk with a caset in front of Ikaris*

Thena: Gil, is this one of those situations I don't understand...

Gilgamesh: Yeah, I don't know well what is about to go down...

Kingo*sinning to Ikaris*: Hush, hush, hush. Blush, bush, blush. YOU'RE NOW MY BIG FAT CRUSH!

*Ikaris confused*

Kingo*sinning without pitching*: I'm single as I can be, you're single. Perfect for me.

Sersi*signing to Makkari*:Does he forgot about me?

Makkari*filming Kingo, making her shush with the other one*

Kingo: I'm gonna give you a bunch of reasons why you should date me.

Sprite*filming beside Makkari*:Oh, this is going to be good

Kingo*sininig while twearking*:Reason number one, I'm super hot.

*Now going to dance to Sersi*

Kingo: Reason number two she's super NOT.

Sersi:HEY!

Kingo:Shhh! Reason number three I'm all you got. And all you got is someone hot!

*Ikaris being a confused tomate*

Kingo: Fine you wanna check my resume, you wanna a background check. Okay, first name HOT and last name BITCH. Wanna get with me now? I got a big fat ass.

Ikaris*smiling awkwardly not knowing what do^*

Kingo*on his knees*:Please date me.

*Next morning*

Kingo: Gosh I was so drunk last night I don't remmember anything...

Druig*evil grin*: Karun the video.

Karun: Coming right trought sir Druig.

*Karun playing the video*

Kingo:Oh, no...

NEW CHAPTER. THE LOST KINGDOM.

New update. Go check it out

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13844769/1/THE-LOST-KINGDOM-winx-club

Druig:I'm the most free person between all of us.

Gligamesh:Yeah...So when Makkari asked you to sit down and relax.

Druig: What was I suppos to sign no?

FRIENDSHIP DYNAMICS OF THE WINX: USING F.R.I.E.N.D.S REFERENCES. PART 5: NABU AND BLOOM.

Situation 1: * when they go to the movies*

Bloom: Would you take Kyko to the movies?

Nabu: Nope, I Don’t think rabbits are allowed there.

Bloom: Thank you, I just wanted that he heard it from somebody else.

Situation 2: * Nabu trying to look cool infront of Layla before they started dating*

Layla: You know what im going to start dating real men.

Nabu: Im sorry Tecna. I couldn’t find the big bowl you and Helia were looking for.

Bloom: Call them Tecnu and Hel, you big loser.

Nabu: BlOoM! * Walking out of the kitchen dramatic*

Situation 3: * Bloom and Nabu fighting to see wich team is better, or the specialist or the winx*

Bloom: Come’on girls. Lets go! It’s second down.

Nabu: No it’s third down.

Bloom: No it’s not. It’s second.

Nabu: Wow *feeling himself*

Bloom: What?

Nabu:It’s just amaze me, that you still pull stuff like this.

Bloom: Pulling what? IT’S SECOND DOWN.

Nabu: Ok it’s second down, you can have all seconds downs you need. * sarcastic*

Bloom: I heard that!

Nabu: Well i say it loud, cheater.

Bloom: Said that again.

Nabu: Cheater cheater, compulsive eater.

Bloom: You know what is fine, maybe you havent grow up. But I have.

Nabu: *laughing*

Bloom: *Kicking his leg* Dead leg!

Situation 4: * when someone in dosen’t like Bloom*

Nabu:* hugging her from behind* Knoc Knoc!

Bloom: Someone dosen’t like me.

Nabu: Someone dosen’t like me who?

Bloom: Whats the diference? I Don’t have time for this stupid games.

Nabu: You know that you’re being ridiculus?

Bloom: Oh well, problem fixed forever.Thank you Nabu.

Nabu: Don’t exagerate. Now were in the real world is normal that some people dosen’t like you.

Bloom: Why not?

Nabu: Because swettie you can control the world and the people that live in it. The only thing you can change is your reaction.

Bloom: That make’s sense. This is my reaction.

* starts crying like a baby*

Nabu: There there. *comforting her while he rolls his eyes*

Situation 5: *When Bloom got pregnant and was very hormonal*

Bloom: Nabu what are you doing?

Nabu:Trying to feel a kick.

Bloom: You’re going to feel a kick if you don’t get your hand out of my stomach.

Situation 6: * When Nabu when to buy the ring to propose to Layla*

Nabu: How much is it? *holding the ring*

Bloom: Nabu, I’ll handle this. How much IS IT? *trying to look tought*

The jewlery man: Eight thousand six hundred.

Bloom: We will give you 10 dollars. And some gum.

Nabu: Bloom!

Sersi: I might be in trouble.

Thena: Yes, Sersi you can come in.

Sersi: I can't believe she showed up to my dorm.

Thena: it's not like I'm doing anything in here..

Sersi: She can't show up like this, we just had a talk about daiting..

Thena: I really have a lot of work to do Sersi...

Sersi: So you don't wanna heard how Ajax showed in the middle of the night, while I was enjoying a post-coitus shower with fellow eternal Ikaris.

Thena: Ok sit. So you were in the shower with ew Ikaris. Poor thing.

Sersi: That's where you feel sorry for me? Ajax saw us.

Thena: Gilgamesh says " I'm sorry queen, wanna cake?"

Sersi: You told Gilgamesh!

Thena: Yeah... Was it wrong? You don't want the cake?

*When Stella did her first fashion event*

Musa: What happened to your face?

Flora: See that bitch over there.

Bloom: That poor little girl.

Flora: She tried to muscle in, things got ugly. She'll think twice next time.

Tecna: You fought a little girl..

Flora: Yeah, I did fight her Tec, and I'd fight her again if I had to.

Bloom: What the fuck is wrong with you?

Flora: People have been circling this spot like dragons. I've managed to hold them off so far but it's only going to get tougher! We must show no weakness we must be as one!

Musa: I want to smoke what you smoke Flo.

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