PUBLIC APPRECIATION TO MY ANIME CRUSHES:

Sprite: *Gets mad and starts yelling*

Kingo:I didn't know so much rage could fit in such small creature.

*How it went with Layla and Nabu*

DAY 1:

Nabu: Hey girl, you like me a little bit?

Layla: No I don't even like a little bit.

SECOND WEEK:

Nabu: Hey, I heard you like me a little bit?

Layla: Huh. Not even a little bit.

MONTH:

Nabu: Wait don't you like me a little bit?

Layla: Ew, no. I don't even like you a little bit.

SECOND MONTH.

Nabu: I know you like me a little bit.

Layla: Uhm.. maybe just a little bit.

Kingo*signing*: On count of three tell me what your favorite cake? One, two three!

Druig and Makkari *signing in the same time*: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks!

Sersi: Our turn, love! One two three! Vanilla!

Ikaris*signing confused*:What's even cake?

Nabu: As your best friend-

Riven: I Don’t have friends.

Nabu:

Nabu: AS YOUR BEST FRIEND!

-What is like in Red Fountain-

Riven in the middle of the night: Do you think pigeons have feelings?

Timmy: I’m going to give you one more chance to shut the fuck up.

Riven: Come’on. Helia do you know that?

Helia: Yeah, every animal feel stuff, Riv.

Timmy: Like me, I feel tired and I want to sleep. And I Don’t give a shit about pigeons.

Riven: Dude you are hurting their feelings!

Timmy: What about my feelings?!

* Brandon walks in with a blanket*

Brandon: Are we talking about feelings? Because I feel sad.

Riven: Don’t worry dude, pigeons feel the same way. Since Timmy offended them.

Brandon: You offended a pigeon? Whats wrong with you?! They are very sensitive.

* Nabu comes in with an angry face*

Nabu: Look it’s three in the morning. And tomorrow is a busy day. So can you shut the fuck up?

Riven: We cant because Timmy offended pigeons!

Nabu: What?

Helia: Just ignore it.

Brandon: Ignore it?! What kind of human are you? Gosh.

Riven: Apologize to the pigeon right now!

Timmy: I’m not going to apologize to a pigeon, are you serious?

Brandon: Apologize!

*Sky walks in with a tired face*

Sky: #Pigeons deserve better.

Timmy: I’m going to kill all of you morons gosh!

Riven: You made Brandon cry!

Nabu: Brandon cries for everything!

Brandon*crying a bit*: Thats no True!

(BTW: This happend with my friends one day)

Ikaris:Any questions?

Druig: Yeah, I have one.

Ikaris: What Druig?

Druig: How dare you?!

Stella: What year was the war of 1812?

Tecna: The war of 1812, how many hints do you need? The answer is in the name. What the fuck did you think? That 1812 was the address or something?

-Sky practing with Brandon about asking Bloom out.-

Sky*nervous as fuck*: Would you like... to go out on a daate?

Brandon*in the role*:Uhmm no.

Sky:Brandon!

Brandon:What? I'm being realist.

-Rivusa parenting-

* Musa and Riven carrying their baby into the car.

Musa: Actually maybe you should do this* passing the baby to Riv*

Riven*holding the baby with a confused look*: Why?

Musa: I Don’t want to bump her head with the door, pinch her with the seat bell.

Riven: Muse how long are you going to beat yourself up, for one mistake?

Riven: It’s this going to be like that one time you forgot you’re lyrics?

Musa: I just think... I suck being a mother..

Riven: What are you talking about? We’re new at this.

Musa: You’re a natural I mean look at you.

Musa: You walk into the room, and her face lights up. you change her clothes with one hand. And I...

Musa: Great, now Im jelaous of you.

Riven: Theres so many thinks that you do that I cant.

Riven: You baby proof our entire house, you sing to her every night. You dance with her. And come on without you we couldn’t even have a baby to injur.

Musa: I...

Riven: Honey thats what make’s us a great*while he puts her in the car*

Riven: We each have our own strengths. Now who are amazing parents?

Musa: We are.

Riven: I cant hear you!

Musa: We are.

Riven: Don’t you forget it*kissing her head*

Musa: *closes the door*

Musa;Did we just locked our baby on the car?

Riven: Did you put the keys in the bag?!

Musa: I.. i put the keys in the bag.

Riven*clearly panicking*: Oh Muse! I told you not to put the keys on the bag!

Musa*starting to freak out*: Don’t freak out. Come on Don’t freak out.

Riven*about to cry while he looks at the baby*: HoNeY iT’s Ok!

Musa*starts to sing*: A, B, C, D, E,F,G

Riven: Are you really sining? People get arresten for this, Musa.

Musa*continues to sing while she cries*: H-I-J-K-L-M-N

Riven*runing around the car*: Do all four doors are locked?

Musa: I’m going to call Tecna!

Riven: *runs away*

Musa*while she calls*: We locked our baby in the car! we locked her!

Riven* runing with a Trash with a high pitched voice: Im BrEaKiNg ThE WiNdOw!

Musa*crying*: We locked her in the car, and people are judjing us.

Riven*getting closes to the car with the trash still with a high pitched voice*: I sWeAr ToO gOd I’m GoInG To BrEaK iT!

Musa*crying more*: No, it will get glass on her.Ass!

Riven*ready to destroy the window*: DoN’t WoRrY SwEeTie! DaDDiE iS CoMiNg FoR yOu!

Musa*more calm*: Tecna says that you check the door now!

Riven*throws the Trash at the floor and opens the door*: Oh...Thats it amazing.

Riven*kissing the baby*: How did they do that?

Musa: I Don’t know, But were changing the car.

*Druig and Makkari about to introduce themselves to the avengers*

Druig *signing*: Beatiful do you know what is a great conversation opener, "so...do you like bread?" Everybody does like bread, and then bam you have something in common with humans. I've never tried, but I think it would work.

Makkari*signing*: Are you saying that we should introduce ourselves to the avengers like this?

Druig*signing*: Genius right?

Makkari*signing*:Ehm...Love, they're going to kick our asses.