*cries*

wait

what happened to the mafia. Are they okay. Are they alive. Are they

In honor of Juliette Cai's 116th birthday, I would like to take a moment to make the claim that this woman would probably still be alive and well if she were real. I firmly believe that she has the strength and the spite in her to survive even the apocalypse.

I remember it all too well 😔 (i have never been in a relationship in my entire life)

I was so excited because like "omg the epilogue is leaked?????" and then I started reading and I was so confused. And i thought like. Why are they self aware.

Okay this is a Chloe prank. But from this we can deduce:

The epilogue takes place in May of 1932

They’re still living in Shanghai

Orion can sparkle in the sunlight????

BELOVED

“The first two buttons were undone, for absolutely no reason.” I’m crying

For the love of god if your native language is different from the majority language of the country you’re living in don’t raise your baby speaking the local language. Either have each parent speak to them in a different language or only speak your native language at home. The kid will be okay. Get your native language in their head. You may think you’re helping them in the long term giving them the local language but no. When they’re an adult they’ll wonder why you never taught them your language. They can and will learn the local language in school. They’ll be okay. Produce more bilingual children. They are good for society.

Juliette gets a Juliette has a gun perfume for christmas

when you're a child and you stay up past your bedtime you get punished by your parents, when you're an adult and you stay up too late you just get punished by the ghosts and spirits and demons and such

so my friend and I were in the city yesterday right? We went into a rather big bookstore in which I had never been before. And low and behold...there is the biggest Colleen Hoover bookstand I have seen in my entire life. It was nightmare fuel I tell you.

"She was so tired of herself." Rosalind :((

dies right with you

oaughaoyagggh exams next week… dies