So My Friend And I Were In The City Yesterday Right? We Went Into A Rather Big Bookstore In Which I Had

ARE YOU TODAY’S DATE?

BECAUSE YOURE 10/10

Sorry for being resigned to my fate and being doomed by the narrative, it will happen again

Secret Shanghai incorrect quotes pt.2

Since my last post did quite well and a few people told me to continue, here you go :D

(Technically no spoilers this time unless you've not read flf/fhh at all and even then spoilers are pretty mild, but I'll put a cut just in case)

Rosalind: Sometimes I like to place my hands on someone’s cheeks, look into their eyes...

Rosalind: ...And violently jerk their head until it snaps.

Phoebe : ...That took an unexpected turn.

Celia: So did their neck.

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Store Worker: Would a “Roma” please come to the front desk?

Roma, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?

Store Worker, pointing to Alisa and Juliette : I believe they belong to you?

Alisa and Juliette , simultaneously: We got lost.

Roma: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me—

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Orion: Helpful grammar tip: “farther” is for physical distance, “further” is for methaphorical distance, and “father” is for emotional distance!

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Silas: I have been tricked, I have been backstabbed, and I have quite possibly been bamboozled.

i was diagnosed with rosalind lang. I don't have poison on me nor am i immortal but I have trust issues does that count

Was diagnosed with Phoebe Hong by uquiz and I'm going to make it my whole personality/everyone else's problem

Spotify should let me annotate playlists. It's not enough to make a ship/character playlist, I need to explain every single song on there.

ATTENTION TUMBLR

CHOCOLATE GUY'S BIRTHDAY IS IDES OF MARCH

evil infodumping where you just tell lies

always kind of funny when you wake up from a dream and your first thought is "that symbolism was kind of heavy-handed wasn't it."

there are times in life where a girls just gotta watch a ghibli film

92% of people who read this are in a state of denial the likes of which I thought unreachable.

I can't I can't I can't I can't