In Honor Of Juliette Cai's 116th Birthday, I Would Like To Take A Moment To Make The Claim That This

*cries*

Listening to a Rosalind/Orion playlist rn. First song that comes up is Sidelines by Phoebe Bridgers. Does this fandom want me to have a breakdown.

wait

what happened to the mafia. Are they okay. Are they alive. Are they

I was so excited because like "omg the epilogue is leaked?????" and then I started reading and I was so confused. And i thought like. Why are they self aware.

Okay this is a Chloe prank. But from this we can deduce:

The epilogue takes place in May of 1932

They’re still living in Shanghai

Orion can sparkle in the sunlight????

BELOVED

“The first two buttons were undone, for absolutely no reason.” I’m crying

the current song stuck in your head .. go !

Do y'all ever read through your drafted scenes and think "lol these characters are cute and funny" and then you remember that YOU wrote it.

can they make a being hydrated that doesn't have you pissing at emergency levels every 34 minutes

So i was fooling around with an incorrect quotes generator and got s-tier comedy

Some ever so slight spoilers under the cut (if you haven't read that far into secret shanghai)

Phoebe: Why is it so hard for you to believe me?!

Silas: ...

Phoebe: Oh, right. The lying.

~

Oliver: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate, or malewife our way out of it this time.

Orion: *cracks knuckles* Manslaughter it is!

~

Alisa: Do you think different paints have different tastes?

Orion: They do.

Roma: ...Why did you say that with such certainty?

~

Juliette: What’s up? I’m back.

Rosalind: I literally saw you die. You died. You were dead

Juliette: Death is a social construct.

Happy new year everyone, here's to another year of tumblring

girl taking off her headphones all forlornly on her sunday night making peace with whats to come