look Kristen mostly tamped down the chaos this season, but she is also exactly the type of person to go running back to her ex on almost no information
it was nevertheless a dick move towards Gertie who did nothing wrong, and I'm very down for Gertie to get some sort of revenge (of the catty high school variety)
i’m on team gertie. how DARE kristen ditch her for her weird ex after making out with her and making it seem like they were gonna have a thing. get her ass gertie!
(A quick note - cork grease is an absolute must for all woodwind instruments EXCEPT the flute. Please for the love of all that is holy do not put cork grease on your flute. It will tarnish the joints and can cause them to get stuck together.)
Flute
How to Clean a Flute: DO NOT PUT CORK GREASE ON YOUR BABY.
Basic Flute Warmups
Oboe
How to Clean an Oboe
Basic Oboe Warmups
How Your Reeds Are Made: See why they’re so expensive now?
Clarinet
How to Clean a Bb Clarinet
How to Clean a Bass Clarinet
Basic and Advanced Clarinet Warmups
Bassoon
How to Clean a Bassoon
Bassoon Warmups
Saxophone
How to Clean a Saxophone
Alto Sax Warmups
Tenor Sax Warmups
Bari Sax Warmups
(Clear your spit valve regularly. Extra spit sloshing around in there will degrade your instrument over time. Besides, we can hear you gurgling and it’s not pleasant. Here’s how to clean an icky-sounding brass instrument.)
(French) Horn
Basic Horn Care: Horns need special attention because of their rotary valves. It’s important that they’re properly maintained.
A List of Horn Warmups
Trumpet
How to Clean a Trumpet
Trumpet Warmups
Trombone
How to Care for Bass and Tenor (regular) Trombones
How to Oil/Grease Your Slide
Low Brass Warmups & Maintenance
Baritone/Euphonium
Baritone & Euphonium Daily & Monthly Cleaning
Low Brass Warmups & Maintenance
Tuba
Cleaning a Tuba: If you have a rotary valve tuba, stop right there. Cleaning a rotary valve tuba the wrong way can damage it. Please see Basic Horn Care for how to maintain rotary valves. If you have a regular ol’ piston-valve tuba, see How to Clean a Trumpet.
Not sure what kind of tuba you have? Check here.
Low Brass Warmups & Maintenance
(If you’re having problems with your violin/viola/cello/bass, talk to your teacher or a luthier. Stringed instruments are delicate and can be damaged easily.)
For All Stringed Instruments:
Here’s all about rosin.
Instrument storage
Warming up
Got bridge problems?
Violin/Viola
No violin tips list would be complete without a link to TwoSet. Violas proceed at your own risk.
Violin & Viola Basic Maintenance
Violin Tuning: If you are a beginner, it’s usually not a good idea to tune using the pegs.
Viola Tuning: Again, beginners should not use pegs to tune.
A comparison of clefs
Cello
Cello Maintenance
How to Sit
Double Bass
How to take care of your monster of an instrument
Tips for Double Bass
For All Percussion
Percussion Tips
Timpani
Weird Timpani Facts
Tuning Tips
Choral Singing Tips
Learning to Sight Read
Basic Music Theory
How to Sing in a Group
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this evening's activity has been making a honey cake inspired by the latest chapter of @hypnotisedfireflies story, where Joel and Tess try wedding cake flavours. I read it this morning, finished my classes, and dragged my partner to the shops on the way home for ingredients.
cake notes: somehow needs more honey, despite having almost 400g of honey in the cake you see above. this may be because I didn't use the really nice honey, but that is like £10 a jar and I don't have the budget to recipe test with that. recipe testing is also potentially a generous statement here given I just winged it. and then had to go to the shops again because I forgot icing sugar the first time. oops.
the spider in my parents garage: friend shaped. delightful. huge, to be clear, probably the largest native british spider I've ever seen, but proportioned in a friendly and charming way
the spider in their bloody shower: evil. cursed. why is it like that. somehow too many legs??? (still eight legs)
yes insects can be friend shaped or not friend shaped the same way snakes can be
i would like to say an apology to the poor pedestrian who walked by my yard just in time to hear me say "oh you are NOT friend shaped"
i can assure you that i was only speaking to the absolute unit of a fuck off bug that was menacing me while i was innocently trying to inspect my zucchini
el, she / her welcome to my brain dumping ground, expect varying and frequent dumps of a large variety of fandoms, including some fics I'm working on and most likely plenty of cat photos
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