The Spider In My Parents Garage: Friend Shaped. Delightful. Huge, To Be Clear, Probably The Largest Native

Head Engineer, Melanie Cavill

So uhh I have one friend I regularly call babes, he recently decided we were married (nice!) and a large portion of our relationship is over the top flirting. Despite this, our relationship is platonic. Yes, it's weird. But it works for us.

damn imagine thinking the only way people have worth is if they never do anything unhealthy. panic must never drink, exercise daily, and always have the correct micronutrients. consider: people are worthy of respect irrelevant of what they eat, and you are a dick.

it’s cool and sexy to be fat and like food

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okay I'm almost done with Tommy X Maria wedding (we are at like 11k words now oops) and I'm trying to figure out if I can rework blood runs red to have tess live (I don't think I specifically mentioned her being dead she just wasn't present) and if I'm going to continue to fuck with canon I reckon I can have Sam and Henry live too

Re-watched the series and oh my god, i humbly request…

Henry and Sam live???

I love these two and every rewatch just breaks my heart. 😭

I can't see myself writing an AU where they live (I just have too much going on the Tessjoel agenda!) but if anyone knows and good fic recs of this scenario please share in comments - I'd love to read these, too!