Potatoes! 🥔

Water moodboard

so when Spider-man crawls up and down walls like a bug people praise him and call him a superhero, but when I, Count Dracula,

Someday, somebody is going to take Procreate away from me, but until then I will subject you all to this

damn imagine thinking the only way people have worth is if they never do anything unhealthy. panic must never drink, exercise daily, and always have the correct micronutrients. consider: people are worthy of respect irrelevant of what they eat, and you are a dick.

it’s cool and sexy to be fat and like food

i am making garlic bread for dinner and this is what I’m going to look like

garlic bread.

this evening's activity has been making a honey cake inspired by the latest chapter of @hypnotisedfireflies story, where Joel and Tess try wedding cake flavours. I read it this morning, finished my classes, and dragged my partner to the shops on the way home for ingredients.

cake notes: somehow needs more honey, despite having almost 400g of honey in the cake you see above. this may be because I didn't use the really nice honey, but that is like £10 a jar and I don't have the budget to recipe test with that. recipe testing is also potentially a generous statement here given I just winged it. and then had to go to the shops again because I forgot icing sugar the first time. oops.

I really agree with the point made in the comments / reblogs about the fact that people are pissed because they can't sexualise Ellie any more because Bella looks as young as she actually is, and doesn't fit their ideals of what women should look like, and it just highlights to me one of the biggest differences between uk and USA TV: the us, especially when it comes to network shows, prioritise the women looking gorgeous to an unreal extent. It doesn't matter what the show is or is about, it doesn't matter how irrelevant a characters looks are, the actresses always have to be unrealistically pretty. And this just isn't a thing that exists in the UK the same way - the BBC has a bunch of shows about middle aged or older women, and there just isn't the same level of 'these women must look sexy'. It's super interesting to me because the shows I like that come out of the us tend to follow the UK way much more, like in the last of us. The women aren't expected to be pretty because it's the fucking apocalypse, and they have bigger priorities.

also Bella is great and I will fight anyone who says mean things

If I see one more Bella Ramsey hate post I’m going to riot.

BeLlA dOeSnT eVeN lOoK lIkE eLlIe.

Man fuck. Off.

Tbh they genuinely do in my opinion but besides all of that. Bella’s acting is insane they did that part so unbelievably well. It’s funny that out of all the cast ( in which a few are notably not like their game counterparts) Bella is the only one people bring up CONSTANTLY

just grow up my god

im very bi and id like a few dollars

so I was thinking that every single jaskier song is a banger

but THEN!!! I listened to The Amazing Devils (Joey's band) new album and it turns out every Joey song is a banger so you know....

also go listen to ruin

Jaskier + Two Moods of his songs