Hyperfocus My Beloved Welcome Back. God This Is Fantastic. Bye Y’all I Got SHIT TO DO. I’m Gonna

Have you tried more caffeine? Surely there’s a maximum fast.

I'm so anxious right now. I wonder what would happen if I drank some caffeine

Tsukishima/Tanaka = most intimidating and protective couple you will ever encounter. God help you if you mess with these two, or anyone they care about. They'll mess you up.

me, at 2am, ranting about my most recent rare pair. UGH (/> n <)/  ‘’ l___l

I have come to the painful realization that in order for the spell checker to admit my writing is at least high school senior level, I can’t have blocks of just dialogue in the middle of my WIP.

Anyways brb crying over Sirius and Regulus while relentlessly working to wreck y’all’s hearts over these two. Hurt no comfort.

Absolutely next level combination of Hot Cheetos con Limón y café con leche. Increíble.

Somebody sedate me

Hey Siri do I include more Olde Ways references and possibly religious elements to my Black Brothers angst? Asking for a friend.

Actually yanno what they get it anyways. It works with the whole celestial thing. Just pile on the agony with religious themes and motifs.

K so a few months ago I realized I was changing too much of the canon characters in a fandom to make a good fanfic so it’s been changed to original fiction.

Like it was so good but wasn’t keeping in mind core parts of characters and it was also decidedly not a crack fic. So original possibly could be published some day fiction it must be. The agony.

Yikes. Gotta rename EVERYONE.

Anyways tell me why I’m

*making fanon content*

for MY CHARACTERS.

AS THE AUTHOR.

THEY ARE MY KIDS.

I DECIDE CANON and yet

I’m looking at some of the shit I write down and I’m like: …yeahhhh that’s a funny meme for fanon but it wouldn’t work in the story.

Like?? Bitch you’re the god of this universe???

You write the story?? How tf does this not fit when you could just?? Make it fit??

ALSO

How in the fresh FUCK are you? The author? Making fanon content? You aren’t a fan? You’re the OP? You’re the source? You have ZERO fans yet?? You have your reluctant listener your irl sibling and literally no one else knows about it?? Yet you’re here making fan canon content?

There is no fan base to have hivemind collective delusions about characters?? Yet here you are shitposting in your journal?? In your notes section??? In your word doc???

Bitch wtf is all I can say.

I just hope one day everyone can enjoy my blorbos as much as I do.

Every now and then I feel the temptation to be weirded out by what years kids were born in but then I remember how annoying it was when adults said that kinda stuff to me so I stfu.

Yeah kids keep being born later and not everyone is my age, time is moving and that’s how kids work, their birthdays will keep getting further and further from mine.

Should have never worn those plaid shorts as a child, now I’m gay and can’t consume media in a normal way.

im so fuckin excited ya girl just got a big ass bag of hot cheetos. life is good again.

My blood type? Uhhhh

Red dye 40