K so a few months ago I realized I was changing too much of the canon characters in a fandom to make a good fanfic so it’s been changed to original fiction.
Like it was so good but wasn’t keeping in mind core parts of characters and it was also decidedly not a crack fic. So original possibly could be published some day fiction it must be. The agony.
Yikes. Gotta rename EVERYONE.
Anyways tell me why I’m
*making fanon content*
for MY CHARACTERS.
AS THE AUTHOR.
THEY ARE MY KIDS.
I DECIDE CANON and yet
I’m looking at some of the shit I write down and I’m like: …yeahhhh that’s a funny meme for fanon but it wouldn’t work in the story.
Like?? Bitch you’re the god of this universe???
You write the story?? How tf does this not fit when you could just?? Make it fit??
ALSO
How in the fresh FUCK are you? The author? Making fanon content? You aren’t a fan? You’re the OP? You’re the source? You have ZERO fans yet?? You have your reluctant listener your irl sibling and literally no one else knows about it?? Yet you’re here making fan canon content?
There is no fan base to have hivemind collective delusions about characters?? Yet here you are shitposting in your journal?? In your notes section??? In your word doc???
Bitch wtf is all I can say.
I just hope one day everyone can enjoy my blorbos as much as I do.
Nothing quite breaks my heart like one of my posts that had been at 69 likes for days or weeks suddenly getting like #70. Like keep it at funny numbers yall. Respect the aesthetic of my blogs /j /s
Hey Siri do I include more Olde Ways references and possibly religious elements to my Black Brothers angst? Asking for a friend.
Actually yanno what they get it anyways. It works with the whole celestial thing. Just pile on the agony with religious themes and motifs.
Tumblr crazy will come back 4 years later with a post like “hey y’all so actually I don’t care about this topic at all anymore turns out I needed to be on mood stabilizers 💀”
and tiktok is like “so this account that you knew from last year? The one with that one joke who then made merch? Yeah they’ve been jailed for felony tax evasion and are on the sex offenders list now”
Tumblr insanity is practically in the terms of service but tiktok tries to be “the voice of the people” and a “tool for advocacy” so often that you get this righteousness and evangelical approach to social media and misinformation versus tumblrs jokes and meta discourse.
Tumblr knows what it is and who it’s for, tiktok is trying to be the only social media platform and is failing at that.
tiktok is such an awful app, it's almost designed to feed you misinformation and expose you to insane discourse. unlike beloved tumblr, the app that feeds me misinformation and exposes me to insane discourse
It never occurred to me that this perfect child:
is the result of THIS OT3:
AND
AHHHHH
Every now and then I think I’ve gotten my posts to pretty much exclusively 1-3 fandoms and then out of NOWHERE I get a spam of likes from someone with the word “everypony” in their bio and
after receiving my 200 points of psychic damage
I’m like… yeah I’m still posting to the hellsite. It happens to us all.
It’s a friendly welcome home almost.
(I have extensive brain damage after lurking on here for over a decade)
Norwegian sandwich photo inspiring insanity was not on my bingo card but if it’s puki then yea that tracks
Puki if I see that damn Norway post with the nasty ass bread and meat thing ONE MORE TIME I'm going to go insane
I only posted it twice. Do not blame me for my influence
Boku-NO. NO YOU FUCKING DON'T (-san)
Internal Akaashi, every day
Tsukishima/Tanaka = most intimidating and protective couple you will ever encounter. God help you if you mess with these two, or anyone they care about. They'll mess you up.
me, at 2am, ranting about my most recent rare pair. UGH (/> n <)/ ‘’ l___l
How did soda companies convince me to willingly drink brown water? The water color my ancestors avoided bc make sick?? But now in pretty colorful container it’s good? Clean? Safe to drink?
Wild.
Have you tried more caffeine? Surely there’s a maximum fast.
I'm so anxious right now. I wonder what would happen if I drank some caffeine
how tf did someone not already have this url omg
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