Have You Tried More Caffeine? Surely There’s A Maximum Fast.

This site permanently ruined my humor and rewired my neurons but it’s unlike anywhere else and I refuse to leave.

I’ll be scrolling innocently and come across

“robert-pattinsons-favorite-fleshlight just posted

‘The important takeaway is the theme of growth: both emotional and physical which is contrasted by the two protagonists and is CENTRAL to why they later grow apart. While one gains the physical strength they both sought out, he mentally stops growing as evidenced by his immaturity relative to his friend, who struggles with the hard labor they both are forced into. Instead of growing in stature, he mentally is more aware of the societal prejudices they battle and gains a better sense of the world around him, whilst outwardly looking the same as the beginning of their journey, he has left behind his friend from childhood who is mentally trapped in the past and his prejudice that he learned as a child. Furthermore—“

This place has shaped me so much as a person I can pull that kind of nonsense out of my ass on command.

And I’m supposed to just accept that and move on?? Where else would allow this content to exist? And for free?

Wild to think about who I’d be without my brain developing in real time here.

I’m shocked honestly. Wdym that url is available. After Twilight and Batman? Still? Fascinating.

Just took my prescription for the first time in like months and damn unfortunately

the medical doctor with years of experience in my specific condition was right

I do need the pills they recommended.

My brain is back online again.

Guess I’ll have to get back to the mage (exhausted underpaid pharmacy tech) who relieves my malady (literal diagnosis of top 1% severe adhd) and take the potions (Adderall) from the apothecary (Costco pharmacy) until the end of days.

Politicians who support KOSA deserve to die a painful death

K so a few months ago I realized I was changing too much of the canon characters in a fandom to make a good fanfic so it’s been changed to original fiction.

Like it was so good but wasn’t keeping in mind core parts of characters and it was also decidedly not a crack fic. So original possibly could be published some day fiction it must be. The agony.

Yikes. Gotta rename EVERYONE.

Anyways tell me why I’m

*making fanon content*

for MY CHARACTERS.

AS THE AUTHOR.

THEY ARE MY KIDS.

I DECIDE CANON and yet

I’m looking at some of the shit I write down and I’m like: …yeahhhh that’s a funny meme for fanon but it wouldn’t work in the story.

Like?? Bitch you’re the god of this universe???

You write the story?? How tf does this not fit when you could just?? Make it fit??

ALSO

How in the fresh FUCK are you? The author? Making fanon content? You aren’t a fan? You’re the OP? You’re the source? You have ZERO fans yet?? You have your reluctant listener your irl sibling and literally no one else knows about it?? Yet you’re here making fan canon content?

There is no fan base to have hivemind collective delusions about characters?? Yet here you are shitposting in your journal?? In your notes section??? In your word doc???

Bitch wtf is all I can say.

I just hope one day everyone can enjoy my blorbos as much as I do.

Body Swaps but its TOLS and SMOLS #1

Hinata x Ushijima

Ushijima: *looks in the mirror in the locker room, after running into EVERYTHING IMAGINABLE*

Ushijima: *rubs eyes bc there’s no way*

Ushijima: JAPAN!!!?!?! WOOOOAHHHHGHGHHGG!!!!

Shiratorizawa: *dying bc they know who it is BUT IT’S TOO CUTE*

Tendou: *vows to adopt this child bc he’s too precious*

Hinata: *jumps*

Hinata: *is spooked caught off guard bc of jump he just did* *feeling it is WAY different that watching it*

Hinata: *pouts and pokes thigh trying to understand how little legs made a huge vertical*

Karasuno: *assumes it’s just another off day for sunshine child*

Forget KageHina

THIS IS THE NEXT SHIP THAT NEEDS TO MAKE IT BIG

Aone x Ushijima

Such politeness,

such fluff,

bless these misunderstood boys,

they just wanna play volleyball and they're AMAZING,

bara bara everywhere,

I SHIP THIS OKAY JOIN ME

FINALLY PICKED MY HALLOWEEN COSTUME YALL

I’m gonna be Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way

“Yeah this was done by the power of who gives a fuck. It’s definitely a fuckin prank by the trickster god because this so-called god definitely doesn’t exist. I’m not falling for the prank. I’ll take the power but I’m not giving in. The dedication is funny with all the setup temples and fake followers but nope. I’m gonna be the first person to beat the trickster god at their own game. Fuck you and your imaginary pantheon, I’m a warlock I will not be a cleric.”

Put a twist on Clerics by having to gods give power to everyone who doesn't worship them.

The return to the closelands begins

guys i return from the farlands in about 8 days!!!

Just found a photo of the exact place I became conscious as a human. Wild finding visual of the place where your first memory is again as an adult.

Like. Woah that place did exist. I lived and breathed there. Insane.