I Still Can't Fucking Find It. I Look Out Every Night, Searching. I Think It's Gone??? I'm Gonna Cry.

i still can't fucking find it. i look out every night, searching. i think it's gone??? i'm gonna cry. please give it back.

i promise i won't be mad with you, okay? i know one of you took the moon, it's fine, just give it back.

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3 years ago

was thinking about how because the only dance aziraphale can do is the galvonette and crowley can only do some shitty disco dancing their dance at their wedding would be a mess but THEN i realized that they wouldn't just dive in and wing it. no. they'd practice dancing together for weeks in preparation, stepping on each other's toes and bickering over the sound of some demonstrative video that they end up replaying dozens of times


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3 years ago

has anyone else gone through that very awkward moment when you make a joke about being queer to people you’ve come out to or thought you’d come out to only to realize that either they forgot or you never came out to them bc like that was a level of awkwardness and uncomfortableness that i was NOT prepared for 


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3 years ago

welcome to aromantic awareness week everyone, to start i would like to call out my younger self who justified not having crushes by saying "ugh i know them too well, i can't have a crush on them now" and my knowledge of how crushes work still hasn't changed!


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4 months ago
Happy Last Same Year As It Was Yesterday 2024 Tuesday

happy last same year as it was yesterday 2024 tuesday

todays the only/last day you can reblog this lol

3 years ago

my younger sister's middle school was doing a fine arts night where they like, do music and shit. so the preschoolers were singing a song called 'jesus is my superhero' and it was accompanied by a lego stop motion animation where a ton of superheros ran around and sang together and every once and a while there'd be a person in jedi robes doing a little gig. so i sat there for a while trying to figure out if it was anakin or obi-wan but the face didn't match either of them.

it took me about 2 - 3 minutes to realize that it was the man himself, Jesus Christ.


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3 years ago

my friends and i were talking about what element benders we would be in atla and i almost joked 'lol just take a quiz like the rest of us' but then i realized the quiz would be like

which do you like most:

- swimming

- a cool breeze on my face

- the snap and crackle of a campfire

- shoveling dirt into my mouth


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