It's Been A Long Road 🛣️🚘 Gettin'🏃‍♂️ From There 🌎 To Here 🌌 It's Been A Long

hmmmm yeah so there's two of us now. are currently taking online quizzes to see if we get the same results. apparently if we were candle scents we would be eucalyptus tea.

fuuuck. just got cleaved in twain by a massive fan and BOTH detached parts of my body seem to be healing. fuuuck. is this asexual reproduction????

ah yes, angels and demons, my two favorite genders

me: you know goosebumps?  skin go be like porcupine (arg) and helps keep you warm.  and skin is just so nice, you know?  keeps everything inside.  nothing can get out unless my skin opens up.

my mom: i asked you about possible vacation spots

i’m using a character name generator and it just gave me the name Waffle Treason.  due to this event it is now clear to me that i am have been blessed by the gods.

Warm bread. You agree. Reblog

nothing provides more relief then finding out that Tuvix isn't the ship tuvok x neelix that is somehow popular enough that everyone talks about, but is instead an episode demonstrating that everything that includes neelix ends up being horrible.

BREAKING: Geode has arrived at the Met Gala

younger me: my youth invigorates me. i am empowered by my lack of age and it keeps me strong. i can bound over hills in a single leap and my childish energy strengthens my every step. the world is a mystery that i shall uncover with my seemingly endless days for i am young and i shall inherit the earth.

some online game: you have to be 13 to play :/

me: oh but i am woefully old! my age withers my face and seeps into my bones. i have seen time consume whole empires and species but it does not take me. my eyes are old and have seen much. my mind is full of the wonders of the world that i have discovered throughout my time on earth and i have uncovered secrets older than the ageless rocks that scatter the shores. i have seen the dinosaurs walk this land and have seen the first sunrise that graced the skin of the earth.

send help.