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every so often, i think, and it might be so selfish of me, but i crave to be someone's first choice. i want to be the person that someone sees fun things to do and their first thought is to ask me to go with them. i want someone to be willing to inconvenience themselves a little bit sometimes for me as i would do for them. i want to be looked at in a list of people and to have someone pick me out of all of them. i want to be held at the same level as a romantic partner in terms of effort and closeness. i want someone to want me as much as i want them, even though it's not in a romantic sense. i want to be important to someone.

my sister: i love you

me: i'm watching a cinnamon toast crunch ad

have i seen the book of boba fett? did you mean 'local man adopts several cybernetic children to start a crime family'??? because if so, yes

me: *accidentally hits tom nook’s tent with my shovel*

tom nook, inside, shaking: w h a t  t h e  f u c k

so turns out bears hate everyone. ha ha.

anyways, there are three of us now.

update on the clone thing: squirrels hate my double but like, they still love me? so we're gonna test this out on other animals we like to see if they can tell that my clone is an unnatural reproduction of me! i anticipate fun times :)

the aro agenda is [REDACTED]

this is a warning to all [REDACTED] the aromantics are coming to [REDACTED] your [REDACTED] and if we have our way you'll never see a living turtle again.

Hey....james t kirk and mister spock kind of act like theyre in love sometimes.....has anyone looked into this.....

my friend: Hello there!

me: General Kenobi

my friend: why does EVERYONE KEEP SAYING THAT?

just trust me and unmute <3

just found out that the reason Omega is a girl is because her mutation took on a more extreme form or something and NOT because she's trans like i initially thought. doesn't make much sense but pop off i guess.