Just Trust Me And Unmute

fun game to play at the library: is it gay?

you look at the book title from the spine and pull it out if you think it'll be gay based on the title. then figure out if you're right from the cover or the blurb

everyone who makes high republic fan content, i love you so so so much, it is with your content i am sobbing into when yet another one of my favorite character's die.

younger me: my youth invigorates me. i am empowered by my lack of age and it keeps me strong. i can bound over hills in a single leap and my childish energy strengthens my every step. the world is a mystery that i shall uncover with my seemingly endless days for i am young and i shall inherit the earth.

some online game: you have to be 13 to play :/

me: oh but i am woefully old! my age withers my face and seeps into my bones. i have seen time consume whole empires and species but it does not take me. my eyes are old and have seen much. my mind is full of the wonders of the world that i have discovered throughout my time on earth and i have uncovered secrets older than the ageless rocks that scatter the shores. i have seen the dinosaurs walk this land and have seen the first sunrise that graced the skin of the earth.

i told my sister that "i might fuck around and watch that one gay episode of (star wars) rebels" and she immediately knew what i was talking about

people in like, adventure movies, always have to go through a room with dart dispensers lining the walls at head level, right??? why don’t they just roll past them on the floor?

think i'm a bit a boy but like how a stick is to a tree yk

has anyone else gone through that very awkward moment when you make a joke about being queer to people you’ve come out to or thought you’d come out to only to realize that either they forgot or you never came out to them bc like that was a level of awkwardness and uncomfortableness that i was NOT prepared for 

happy last same year as it was yesterday 2024 tuesday

todays the only/last day you can reblog this lol

Warm bread. You agree. Reblog

i hate that the answer to the question ‘which is more likely to kill Dean Winchester: God or Rusty Nail’ is rusty nail