EVERYTIME I Bring Up How Much Golf Sucks And We Should Get Rid Of It To Repurpose The Land Its On People

EVERYTIME i bring up how much golf sucks and we should get rid of it to repurpose the land its on people are always like 'but its fun :(' bestie i cannot stress how much i do not care. arson is fun but it's still illegal

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and golf if we cannot sacrifice some fun for the greater good then whats the point of compassion fuck golf literally get rid of golf grow some trees there put some houses i literally do not care just remove the golf you can keep mini golf which is superior because it takes up less space everyone can participate takes up LESS SPACE small windmill

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duracel-battery

3 years ago

people:

A woman is telling a young girl "You're just starting to feel like a woman and, believe it or not, soon you'll understand what its like to be in love"

me, a young aromantic:

A girl sitting on a bench is saying 'Me? I don't think so'

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lgbtq funny memes humor aroace aromantic aro I think I’m funny aromantic spectrum aro spec well lgbtq memes lgbtq meme asexual aromantic Aro ace the parent trap aromantic meme aro meme i don't know if someone else has done this but i saw it and was like 'oh fucking MOOD kid' aro ace memes aromantic asexual memes aro jokes this isn't really an ace meme so i'll only tag aro and aroace

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duracel-battery

2 years ago

when the bad batch met all those thief kids on that explosion juice planet they shouldve just taken them all with them and turned the marauder into a mobile orphanage

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idk star wars the bad batch tech Hunter omega sw tbb the wind waker island planet village will help them raise these 34 children bc the bad batch barely have enough parenting skills to raise omega i think it would be a fun turn for the show orphanage au where tech doesn't die they need to keep tech around to do their taxes wreaker idk what his name was purple ezra bridger benni?

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duracel-battery

3 years ago

i told my sister that "i might fuck around and watch that one gay episode of (star wars) rebels" and she immediately knew what i was talking about

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help star wars star wars rebels THE GAYS🏳️‍🌈 ig? kalluzeb garazeb orrelios agent kallus if you've seen the show you know exactly what i mean The Honorable One kallus and zeb those lgbtq fella

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duracel-battery

4 months ago

a three panel pencil comic, background colored mustard-yellow digitally. The three panels are of Garak and Bashir leaning towards each other, only shown from their shoulders up.
Panel one has Bashir frowning, brow furrowed at Garak. Garak is smiling slightly without it reaching his eyes, which are half lidded, and he asks Bashir, "Doctor, do you trust me?"

In panel two, Julian is surprised, eyes wide, mouth open, and he says "Oh! No! No, not at all! No—Ha! Why would I? No, I mean...Absolutely not."
Garak's shoulders are raised, and he's looking at Bashir with shock, almost a little bit of horror. His mouth is open in a tiny frown.

In panel three, Bashir is tugging at his collar and turning away, pointedly not looking at Garak. There's the implication of a light blush on his cheeks. "I don't trust you, BUT if I did, I would trust you to act as I know you would—which isn't trust as much as familiarity if you think about it, really." Bashir defends himself.
Garak, staring wide-eyed, says "oh dear." quietly, to himself.
Bashir continues, unerring:
"It's only trust in the way that perhaps a sailor trusts a read sky; to warn of a storm, not to sail it."

Another comic in the same exact style as the first, with the same exact opening image.

Panel one has Bashir frowning, brow furrowed at Garak. Garak is smiling slightly without it reaching his eyes, which are half lidded, and he asks Bashir, "Doctor, do you trust me?"

Panel two has Bashir raising his hand up, smiling at Garak now, eyebrows still furrowed, but almost incredulously. "No," Bashir says, then asks, "is that what you want to hear?"
Garak's raised his chin up, and is smiling at Bashir with wide eyes. "Just so," he replies.

Panel three has Bashir leaning onto his raised hand, so that his chin is braced on it. He's smiling, his eyebrows are raised but his eyes are affectionately narrowed. "Well then, MISTER Garak, You'll be pleased to learn..." he begins, "...that I wouldn't trust you at my back with a tennis racket."

Garak is repressing a small grin, and his own eyes are half closed, equally affectionately. They're leaning very close to each other now.
"My dear," Garak replies, "that's positively paranoid."
He doesn't seem to be disapproving.

two truths and a lie

(another practice in drawing expressions)

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duracel-battery

3 years ago

people find out that i usually put bugs outside instead of killing them and go like 'oh my god! you're so sweet and kind!' like; no fucker, i'm afraid of bug ghosts.

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bugs im sorry other than that posers also killing them makes me feel bad im emotionally bonded to spiders we both hate the smell of peppermint we're the same. im 10% spider in the fact that i might not have bones all i know is that there are some in my face because i had an x ray once putting bugs outside bug ghosts the supernatural insect world is beyond our comprehention never venture into an ant graveyard as due to pheromones the ghosts never leave. ghost spiders will crawl up your leg and into your skin

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duracel-battery

1 year ago

as an aroace i will forget that being attracted to people is normal until someone else mentions it and it shocks me into silence

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asexual aroace aromantic just aromantic asexual i blue screen to recalibrate my mind for a second “oh yeah. hm. that sure is real (deragatory)”

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duracel-battery

1 month ago

FUCK. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK. SHIT.

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duracel-battery

11 months ago

genuinely i do think aromanticism gives me shrimp emotions. i don't experience love in a way that is fundamentally the same as most people but i am effortlessly recognizing and experiencing the secret third thing and all the hundreds of secret things after that

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duracel-battery

1 year ago

Lara Hacker on Instagram

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this is the cutest thing ive ever seen i've shown it to 5 people so far bees <3

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duracel-battery

2 years ago

ahsoka puts off such big lesbian vibes that whenever my sister mentions her love interest i experience hetero psychic shock

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