Ahsoka Puts Off Such Big Lesbian Vibes That Whenever My Sister Mentions Her Love Interest I Experience

exercise? you mean when i run up and down my stairs? how am i supposed to do that to a demon?

"arthur returns" au but instead of like him returning now he returns in the 80s because i think he should be forced to wear neon and rollerskate everywhere. i need him to use 80s slang.

i promise i won't be mad with you, okay? i know one of you took the moon, it's fine, just give it back.

since in TOS the characters sometimes all wear the same eyeshadow i've come to a few possible conclusions

everyone saw spock wearing it and decided they wanted to do they same (boring)

they all accidentally bought the exact same eyeshadow and the same store at the same time. they kept seeing each other and pretending they didn't so they wouldn't have to talk to their coworkers (slightly amusing)

everyone is actively stealing spock's eyeshadow right from his room to wear it. he has found people applying eyeshadow in his bathroom several times. he cannot get them to stop (fun)

the senior staff has meetings every morning where they do each other's make up (very fun)

nvm! all is well! found her last night, tis half full :) all is right in the world once more.

i promise i won't be mad with you, okay? i know one of you took the moon, it's fine, just give it back.

can i not rest.

Twas the night before Threshold

And all o'er the ship

Not a soul was prepared

For Tom's fateful trip

i've decided to give up ADHD for lent.

everyday i wake up (face down in mud), roll out of bed (hair a mess), text god (say good morning), eat a raw cactus (yum), go to the doctor to get ALLLLL the spikes removed from my mouth (ones that i grew myself) and flirt with ALLLLL the medical professionals (M.D. stands for Mvery Dnice)

have i seen the book of boba fett? did you mean 'local man adopts several cybernetic children to start a crime family'??? because if so, yes