Love That In The Movie Jackson Is Walking Around Saying Dumb Shit Like 'what Do Detectives Even Do' And

don't want to make sense here anymore, sorry

Its Asexual Awareness Week which means that All The Asexuals Have Heightened Awareness. watch what you say! we can hear you.

younger me: my youth invigorates me. i am empowered by my lack of age and it keeps me strong. i can bound over hills in a single leap and my childish energy strengthens my every step. the world is a mystery that i shall uncover with my seemingly endless days for i am young and i shall inherit the earth.

some online game: you have to be 13 to play :/

me: oh but i am woefully old! my age withers my face and seeps into my bones. i have seen time consume whole empires and species but it does not take me. my eyes are old and have seen much. my mind is full of the wonders of the world that i have discovered throughout my time on earth and i have uncovered secrets older than the ageless rocks that scatter the shores. i have seen the dinosaurs walk this land and have seen the first sunrise that graced the skin of the earth.

i'm tired as fuck and fuck is straight up vIBRATING WITH ENERGY

i think my life is slowly becoming a game of 'how many queer stereotypes can i fulfill'

I couldn't get McCoy's words from "Requiem for Methuselah" out of my head and so I put spirk moments for his words. because spirk make my body ache. that's all.

me: please let me watch something new 

my brain: so we’re rewatching rise of the guardians again

currently making a destiel powerpoint for a friend (they want to absorb spn by osmosis instead of watching it) and thank you tumblr for having been thinking about deancas for the past like 16 years, couldn't do it without your one million posts about them.

since supernatural exists in supernatural and books can get TV show adaptions the winchester boys could one day be forced to experience november 5th

messenger: all of your kids and cattle are dead

job: this is so sad, alexa play "hallelujah"