Twas The Night Before Threshold

everytime i drink water it goes straight up into and out of my head. my hair hasn't been dry for days. i can't live like this

time agent guy, having taken archer to the future: look at your legacy, archer. see, people will remember you for ages to come. what you will do is important, and that's why you must help me.

archer: mk why uhhhhhh why is everyone singing

time agent guy: this is the best musical of the 25th century. Archer (tm) written by a hologram of lin-manuel miranda, a popular playwright of the 21st century.

everyday i wake up (face down in mud), roll out of bed (hair a mess), text god (say good morning), eat a raw cactus (yum), go to the doctor to get ALLLLL the spikes removed from my mouth (ones that i grew myself) and flirt with ALLLLL the medical professionals (M.D. stands for Mvery Dnice)

my friends and i were talking about what element benders we would be in atla and i almost joked 'lol just take a quiz like the rest of us' but then i realized the quiz would be like

which do you like most:

- swimming

- a cool breeze on my face

- the snap and crackle of a campfire

- shoveling dirt into my mouth

has anyone else gone through that very awkward moment when you make a joke about being queer to people you’ve come out to or thought you’d come out to only to realize that either they forgot or you never came out to them bc like that was a level of awkwardness and uncomfortableness that i was NOT prepared for 

i think my life is slowly becoming a game of 'how many queer stereotypes can i fulfill'

people find out that i usually put bugs outside instead of killing them and go like 'oh my god! you're so sweet and kind!' like; no fucker, i'm afraid of bug ghosts.

does anyone know if ghosts get paid for opening doors for us when we hit the button or

there's such a difference between houses you want to live in and houses you'd want to grow up in and its so weird

and we should do it again. only through mail though, i want to receive a printed picture of mindless spock.

If you think Threshold Day is weird you are missing so much of the Star Trek fandom. Back in the 70s the fanclubs used to send out holiday cards in the mail commemorating Spock's Brain