So My School’s Drama Production Is ‘The Hobbit’ And I’m Playing Kili And At One Point The Person

"arthur returns" au but instead of like him returning now he returns in the 80s because i think he should be forced to wear neon and rollerskate everywhere. i need him to use 80s slang.

i started college a few months ago and i'm living in the dorms and the people right above us like to listen to taylor swift in the morning and you can hear it through the bathroom pipes (but only when you're actually IN the bathroom) and this morning after my shower the person playing music sang along to one of them and their voice is pretty and i'm living out a fan fiction trope :(

nothing provides more relief then finding out that Tuvix isn't the ship tuvok x neelix that is somehow popular enough that everyone talks about, but is instead an episode demonstrating that everything that includes neelix ends up being horrible.

sometimes my friends will go "yeah [insert character here] is hot" and i have to silently stare at the wall for a bit to realign attraction into my view of how people see a character. sometimes i will repeat "[character] is hot????" over and over again like a broken record to cope. truly terrible.

as an aroace i will forget that being attracted to people is normal until someone else mentions it and it shocks me into silence

when the bad batch met all those thief kids on that explosion juice planet they shouldve just taken them all with them and turned the marauder into a mobile orphanage

I have done it. Vine boom for every slap

Hunter: Wait there are mind control chips in our brains? Tech: Don't worry, we're neurodivergent, so they don't work.

just like the horrors my gender is incomprehensible

Its Asexual Awareness Week which means that All The Asexuals Have Heightened Awareness. watch what you say! we can hear you.

For christs sake somebody tell this man his fit is fire