Man I Touched A Bible For The First Time Even Though I Just Read A Few Pages It Was Cursed.

WAIT SHIT I KNOW YOU?!?! I FOLLOWED U A WHILE AGO ON MY ALT ACC BCS I LIKED UR WRITING-

FDSJKFDKJ TYTY THIS MEANS A LOT TO ME

Requests are open!!

I’m trying to get used to writing the LMK cast, so I thought doing some requests might help with that!! I’m up for writing any character, underrated to most beloved!! I don’t do NSFW, so keep that in mind

how do you think wukong got his peach chips?

RAHH so sorry for responding so late!! I was busy w some irl stuff hahdfhfd

but anyways, i personally like to think that Wukong straight up visited a store in disguise and stole them. I'm honestly not sure if he'd actually pay, but i just think itd be SUPER funny if he full on yoinked them while in disguise lmao

Chance to encourage another writer go brrrr /gen

I saw you did letters!! I don't see much of those- How aboooutt..

What if the reader is away on a trip, and MK/Mei (Or whoever, really. I could even see Tang being set as the designated writer by the group) is writing them letters updating them on what's going on?

Telling them who misses them, what the others have to say, etc! You could even have it be set for after certain episodes (i.e. MK's clones, Macaque's first appearance, etc), if you'd want.

P.S.

Doing this first because, SDJHHJFJHDSHJ YOU ARE LITERALLY SO NICE TO ME,,, HHH,,,

This is gonna be set after the pilot, so Reader went on their little vacation a few days before everything started! Which means they missed out on a shit ton of action-

Monkey Gang sends Reader a letter

Being on vacation wasn't all that bad, really. While you loved Megapolis and all your friends, you decided that some R&R was in order and left for a few days. They've been sending you letters back and forth, each updating you on whatever was going on while you were away. This time, though, you feel that you might have missed out on something major during your trip.

The letter started out normal. The moment you saw the messy handwriting and little doodles squeezed in the paper instantly made you smile. MK never changes, does he?

But then you started reading.

Hey there, Y/n! Sorry we haven't been writing to you that much, but a lot happened while you were away! Not sure if you heard, but the city was under attack recently-

Your frown, a pinch of worry pooling in your chest. Did something bad happen while you were gone? Was everyone okay?

Don't worry, though! Everyone's a-ok!

You breathe a sigh of relief.

The city got destroyed, but other than that, everything's fine!

You jolt. The city got what?

Everyone else misses you a whole bunch. Especially after what happened! You missed a lot while you were away! Pigsy said something about telling you about everything when you get home, but I think I should say it now, just to give you a heads up.

A sense of foreboding seeps into your mind. Oh god, this won't be good.

While the city was getting destroyed, I found this super cool magical staff! I found it while delivering noodles and got chased by a flame demon, it was wild.

You choked.

What the hell happened while you were gone?!

But it's alright, I handled it! Turns out the staff belonged to (wait for it) THE MONKEY KING!! ISN'T THAT SO COOL?? I actually got to meet him too!! We all went to Flower Fruit Mountain to give it back, but in the end, I ended up having to save the city! Crazy right?

Your eyes widen.

... Excuse me?

Aahh, I promise I'm not messing with you!! It'll be so much easier to explain it in person, I swear!!

Pigsy said that you were coming back in a few days, I can't wait to see you again! Mei says to bring us something cool from your trip, and Tang says that he'll save you some noodles when you get back! Pigsy tells you to be safe, but he also said that he isn't just gonna give you noodles for free (I think he's lying though).

We're all so excited to see you home!! We love you :D

Sincerely, MK (The new Monkie Kid!!)

You slump backwards after reading the letter, shock settling into your bones. After processing what the hell you just read, an unsure (but hopeful) smile grows on your face.

Well, at least you'll have some wild stories once you get back.

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Sort of different than a usual letter, but I wanted to try this out and test the waters! Hope you like it!!

I ACTUALLY ALIVE (NOT CLICKBAIT)

haha i forgor this account existed- school really do be giving me amnesia,,

Anyways, this is just an update to tell yall I am still alive and kicking! I’m still a bit hesitant about opening back requests again but if you guys ever just wanna talk hit me up in my inbox/dms or whatever!

It’s nice to see you online again! You’re making me very curious about that show you’re interested in 😔

Also, happy pride month! 🏳️‍🌈

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EM!!! PEACHY!!!!! JUMPS UP AND DOWN IN JOY HELLO!!!!!

I've missed u man,, Happy pride month to you, too!!

And um... Well u see it's embarrassing to admit bcs when I say kids show I mean KIDS show. Like DISNEYXD kids show. I used to watch it when I was younger and recently got back into it, and the brainrot is crazy!!! I've debated making some kind of post about it, but... It's so niche I really doubt anyone would want it 😭😭

Heyyy ducky!!how u doin?😌💅🏳️‍🌈

-🐢 anon

EYYY MY FAV ANON!!!

Things have been BUSY, like REALLY busy- a new quarter for my school is starting and we're hurrying to catch up to things. Sorry if this response was late btw!! Not sure if I said this before, but I really appreciate you checking up on me :]] I am also just very bad at answering things lmao

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Eyy new theme!

Everyone better appreciate this because this took so long to do 

what do you think its like when sun wukong gets the hiccups? does it like cause earthquakes or something or are they normal hiccups?

i'm honestly not sure? i think the reason mk had wild hiccups was because he was semi new to his powers and didnt know how to control his strength (i havent watched the series in a while so i could be wrong HSDHDS), so maybe in the beginning Wukong had hiccups similar to MK's. He probably got the hang of controlling them as he grew older, though!!

Hi!!! I saw your requests are open! May I request some dating hcs for Macaque and Sun Wukong??

Please and thank you! I hope you are having an excellent day /night! ^^

Dating hcs for Macaque and Sun Wukong

Hello!! Hope this fits your tastes, have a good day/night as well!!

Macaque

God, look at this damn emo

Ngl, even to this day, he's still bewildered how he managed to bag YOU of all people /pos

He doesn't really believe in love, at first. He was mostly focused on his revenge against Wukong, so he didn't really have time for relationships and all that

And then you strutted in his life and he's all 😳

LOTS of teasing and flirting. This smooth bitch will never ever run out of things to say about you

Throws in some compliments here and there, but he mostly lets his actions speak for him. Like how he carries you to your bed whenever you get tired and fall asleep somewhere uncomfy, or how he leaves some things for you with a cute little note whenever he leaves

Very big on Gift Giving and Words of Affirmation

They may or may not be stolen, but you appreciate the thought

He shows you mini shadow plays on a lot of stuff, either of his adventures on trying to get revenge on Wukong or some myths in chinese mythology

He does that little thing where he makes shadow puppets with his own hands and teaches you how to do it

You guys make silly plays together with that, and Mac has a ton of fun messing with you

Not a big fan of physical affection in the beginning, so take it slow with him

Like, give him some shoulder pats or snuggling into his side before the cuddles

You know, start small

He'll tense up whenever you do try physical affection, but he assures you he's fine

He gets more used to it as time goes on and eventually melts into your touch

Cue the touch starved Macaque

Mans will full on flop onto your lap expecting attention or cuddles or whatever

He will not let you go until you comply, the bastard is holding you hostage

Giggles or laughs whenever you just give up and return his love because he knows he got you

He lends you his scarf once or twice, but be careful because I don't think he ever washes his clothes

Steals your shower products and uses it himself. You once caught him using your face masks and he convinced you to join him

Frequent night terrors, please hold him close and whisper some reassuring words when this happens

Whenever you get nightmares, he's immediately by your side and comforting you. Whispers to you how you're okay and keeps on talking because he knows you like his voice

Speaking of...

he LOVES hearing your voice. He keeps telling you that he hears all the sounds in the world, but nothing can compare to how you sound like <33

He gets insecure sometimes, thinking that eventually you'll leave him (either by your own choice or if death gets you) and gets a crisis

He always ends up going to your place and silently cuddling you

He'll mumble for permission first or just straight up appear right next to you and wrap you in his arms

He barely speaks when this happens, he just wants to be in your presence to assure himself that you aren't going anytime soon

All in all, this man needs lots of love!! And he'll return those affections tenfold!!

Sun Wukong

Celebrity boyfriend who?

This guy is hell of a lot more bolder than Mac, that's for sure

He's also louder. Like he'll full on go "Y/n!!!!" whenever you come visit him in the mountain and charge at you for a hug

Big tease. Always goes "You know you love me, Y/n~" whenever you playfully get mad at him

Please, god, introduce him to hygiene. This stinky ass monkey has no concept of showers. Hose him down if you have to /j

Subtly shows off in front of you. If you (somehow) had no idea about his adventures, he uses it as an opportunity to show off how strong and cool he is

He'll do this by helping you with a lot of things using his powers

Oh you need to carry something heavy? Don't worry, your boyfriend the Monkey King's got that handled!

Gotta go somewhere quick? Pfft, don't sweat it, he could give you a ride on his cloud!

Need help cleaning your house? Clones are already there to help out!

Always somehow touching you. Either his tail is wrapped around your ankle or if your pinkies are linked, he's always somehow holding you

He is also touch starved, if you can't tell- /lh

He LOVES coming up behind you and wrapping his arms around your torso in a hug. It spooks you sometimes and he chuckles as he buries his face into your shoulder

It's already kind of obvious, but he's big on Acts of Service and Physical Affection

He turns into a multitude of animals whenever you go out in public. He once transformed himself into a mouse and napped in your pocket while you did grocery shopping

Get used to having this man sleep on top of you. You are literally his own personal pillow. Grips onto you like a koala in bed

The baby monkeys love having you around!! Sometimes you play with them and Wukong always has to stop himself from melting because he thinks you're so cute

Bridal carries you a lot. He fucking loves carrying you.

If you ever mention that you need to get carried somewhere he'd go "SAY LESS"

He just loves holding you close that way

Shows you the best spots on his mountain to chill together. He once prepared a picnic for you guys on one of the mountain peaks to watch the sunset

He always sneaks in little compliments whenever you guys talk. Things like "Good job!" or "You did great!" whenever you do something

Actually gives out great advice?? It makes sense, since he's like, immortal but he sometimes gives you a piece of really wise advice and you get shocked

"See, I can be wise if I want to be!"

"Yeah... It's still surprising though"

"Hey!"

It's all in good fun though!

He probably picked up a lot of hobbies, so he'll try to teach you some stuff he once was into

He'll be super proud of what you make, regardless of the result

"What, no, what are you talking about? This looks great! We should put in somewhere in your house."

He doesn't say it much, but he would literally do anything for you. He's definitely a keeper!

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Hope you liked it! I'm still trying to get a hang of Macaque, but SWK was fairly easy to write!!