How Do You Think Wukong Got His Peach Chips?

OUGUOUHUHGUOHG /POS TYTYTY

LEGO MONKIE KID SEASON 4 REAL?!?!?!??!?!?!

IM FROTHINH AT THE MOUTH GOING INSANE HOLY SHITG

Hey I'm bored send in your worst/best dating sim I wanna test it since I never tried and feels obligated as someone with no romance intentions or romantic attraction

-🐢 anon

WOAH ARO 🐢 ANON REAL??? /POS

anyways, I don't really play any dating sims (is aroace) BUT there is this one dating sim that I like and it's called 'Fools Gold: Dice, Death and Dating'. It's a DND dating sim with characters from DingoDoodle's DND series!!

It's literally so fucking funny (both the series and the dating sim) I'd love to see your reaction to it.

Here's a link if you wanna try it!

Cryodon Games

Fool's Gold: Dice, Death & Dating by Cryodon Games

Fool's Gold: Dice, Death & Dating is a TTRPG-inspired dating adventure game in which you, a daring adventurer, dive into the world's deadlie

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Please check/ask for the fandoms I’m currently writing for before you request! Since my interests change a lot, my motivation to complete certain asks bounces a lot of times. (This is only for clarification and is purely optional! Either way, I’ll tell you whether or not I’m able to write for something.)

I’m open to do the basic things, like fluff; angst; hurt/comfort and more. I don’t do NSFW/Smut + Yandere content, so don’t send in any requests for that! I’m also open to doing letters from certain characters as well!

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hey there! i read 'new romantics' and i love your writing! is it alright if i request some romantic hurt/comfort hcs with an overworked gn reader for the turtle family? (Like the bros + April?) This week has been uber stressful for me and reading fics like yours always calms me down hfdhjds

Bold of you to not be anonymous...

Reader: Gender Neutral

Characters: Donnie, Raph, Mikey, April, Leo

Relationship: Romantic

Content Warnings: None!

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I'll Cover for You

Donnie:

He's the type of person to try and get to the root of the problem. But, that doesn't mean he won't let you rant a little

He'll be working on something while you sit and rant about your assignments at school or a job. Just know that he is listening to every word you say. You don't have to worry about that

Expect a pat on the shoulder or head from one of his mechanical arms on his battle shell. This is Donnie we're talking about after all

He'll ask a few questions and suggest what you can do when you've calmed down a little.

He might need to calm down a little too, though. Because Donnie was probably freaking out the moment you entered the room on the verge of tears

Donnie will give you some kind of alarm that tells you when to take a break from your work. If you ignore the alarm, Donnie will know

All in all, he loves and cares about you more than his tech. That is saying something

Raph:

Raph is the oldest sibling, besides April. So, he knows how to comfort people. It's basically an instinct for him

Doesn't matter if you're stubborn. He will carry you over his shoulder if it meant getting you away from your schoolwork. Don't underestimate him. He's done it to Donnie

He lets you hold one of his stuffed animals while you vent. You can just hold it without saying anything too. Just be careful with it because Raph loves those guys like they're his children

Raph will hold you too and give you comforting words. He might slip into a baby voice if you're stressed enough. That's more of an instinct

Once you're calm, he reassures you that you're doing the best you can. You're just one person after all. He's impressed you can do the schoolwork you do at all

He'll start to check on you more often after this incident, making sure you're not stressed out like that again

The experience as an older sibling may have helped, but Raph still prides himself as someone you can go to. Even though that's what being a couple is all about

Mikey:

Mikey knows you're stressed before you can even tell him. He's much more in tune with his emotions. It comes with him being the youngest and also the family therapist

The first thing Mikey does is gently pull you away from your assignments and toward his sketchbook

this usually works and you're venting while making several marks on the paper. this only works if you're not stubborn however

If you are, he's pulling out the glasses. You will have to run if you don't want to deal with Dr. Feelings. Actually, I don't running will work. That boy has stamina and will find you...

Once he gets the words out of you, Mikey smothers you with physical affection. I'm talking hugs, cuddles, and many kisses

He reassures you that he loves you, and tells you that it's okay that you're busy

Mikey would give you his heart if it meant you'd never be stressed again. Please don't let go of that heart

April:

Mayhem is now your certified therapy-dog. Although I don't know whether or not he's a dog. But that's okay because he's a dog in spirit

Anyways, back to April. She's your shoulder to cry on and someone to hold

She's also going to hype you up and tell you you're doing great. If you need someone to point out the good things from your failure, she's your gal (she's known to struggle with failure too, man)

If you're struggling with a class she either took before or has the same class as you, she'll try and help you

She'll invite you to stay the night if you need it. You'll do some self-care together

Much like the others, she's affirming that she cares about you and loves you

Through your stress, April is going to worm her way through it and reach out

Leo:

Motherfucker is portaling to your room and pulling you away from your schoolwork

"Leo, I was working!" "No <3"

He's taking you into a pillow fort, pulling you under the blankets, and putting on Jupiter Jim

Despite how he presents himself, Leo has a keen eye. He may not be as emotional as Mikey, but he knows when you're stressed and swamped with work

So, he does what any good boyfriend does and makes a fun night out of comforting you

Again, you're watching Jupiter Jim, he's doing an entire skin routine with you. By the end of it, he's holding you as you grow tired and fall asleep

He knows you won't stop working until you have nothing left, however, he'll let you know that he's always going to be there no matter what

Thank you for requesting! Hope you enjoyed reading these headcanons

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

You guys liking my new macaque pfp 

hes so goofy look at this emo boy

IM BACK GIRLIES AND GALS AND FRUITY PAL'S

I switched Tumblr accounts so was absent for a while but I'm back 👁️😘

-🐢 anon

HOLY SHIT 🐢 ANON IS BACK YOU GUYS!!!!

HELLO HELLO WELCOME BACK I WAS WONDERING WHERE YOU WERE!!! Good to know you havent died or anything /j LMAOOO

Actually i live in Brazil 🇧🇷 and to anyone new i don't speak Spanish so don't even try!♥️

-🐢 anon

damn bro brazil is wild...

the fact that you also did a note that you dont speak spanish is funny and also makes me curious bcs how many times have people asked you that question-

Hello (^O^)／ How are you? This is my first time sending you a message. (Don’t mind me, I’m a lurker breaking out of my shell 🫣)

I have three questions if you don’t mind!

• Would you say Macaque is your favorite LMK character?

• When did you join the LMK fandom?

• Lastly, If you were teleported into the world of LMK, what’s the first thing you’d do?

Hellooo!!! Super glad to have you here!! My inbox is mostly empty aside from IRLs and turtle anon (and also unfinished requests.... ruh roh), so seeing this was a nice surprise :]] and yeah, I don't mind the questions!!

Again, it's been a while since I've rewatched LMK, but I do remember loving the stinky shadow monkey! the shadow powers plus all the angst™ made him a pretty cool character to me. I don't remember if he was my favorite, but he was high up in the characters that I liked. Kinda ironic, considering my blog is literally Macaque themed, but there's actually a story behind that! I don't think I should tell it rn though, since it'd be offtopic and I'd be rambling HAHSHAS- if you wanna hear it, then dont be afraid to send another ask!!

Hrrhghg lets see... I think somewhere around the end of 2022 - 2023? I'm pretty sure it continued farther into 2023, but then my interest slowly funneled out in favour of TMNT,, I do remember that when I joined, it was when season 3 was just released. Very lucky timing, ngl!!

Dawg, I'd head straight to Pigsy's Noodles and get me a meal. Like, I need to see what the hype is about. Obviously, you got Tang being the local Pigsy's Noodles Fanboy and even PIF tried a bite and literal FIREWORKS went off in her mind at the tiniest of nibbles. Like, cmon, I gotta know what it tastes like.

I didnt mean for this to be late but the urge to reply was STRONG WOO

this sounds so cool?? DBK and Iron Fan not trusting Red Son AT ALL, even to the point where they dont trust him to get married is SO FUCKING FUNNY- Red Son you have zero rizz

HOLY SHIT X OC CONTENT!! W MICHEAL AFTON!! Riley's character and story is so 👀 to me... Let me dissect this rq actually... Riley loses so many connections in her old life because of her actions would honestly suit her so well w Micheal... Not only that but her having a friend after so many changes is so sweet... Their meet cute being them knocking into each other on their bikes and forming a rivalry bcs of their similarities is SO FUNNY BCS ITS LITERALLY PEAK TEENAGE BULLSHITTERY ITS SO CUTE,, Idk much about Riley but I feel like her character compliments Mike's so well,, AND THEM MEETING BEFORE CC/EVAN DIES? DUDE.... THE HEARTBREAKING ANGST POTENTIAL...

Ohh I've watched Into the Florpus a few times!! Good for the Nav for having basic survival instincts, I always thought that he should've straight up left for an escape pod during the movie LMAOO- kudos to him for having common sense!! The Tallest trying to punish him, only to have it backfire because the Nav literally KNOWS how to NAVIGATE the ship and successfully escape genuinely sounds like something that could some out the show. Like, yeah that would happen wouldnt it /pos!! The set up for him meeting Lard Nar is so interesting,, Again, idk much about Invader Zim, but the character looks so cool!! The concept of an Irken who was sentenced to death simply because he wanted to live paired with the guy who LEADS a resistance AGAINST the Irkens, and could therefore understand/sympathize with Nav is so interesting!! This sounds like a fic that I would read despite having no knowledge on the fandom, and still 100% enjoy it!!

MIRACULAS LADYBUG JUMPSCARE?? I used to watch the early seasons of it when I was younger but didnt continue for... I actually dont remember... But I have seen some commentary videos on it and HOLY SHIT,,,, Chloe's character was done SO DIRTY I feel so sorry for her,,, Chloe u deserved better

Yahoo done!! Can I just say you lowkey come up with SUCH GOOD CONCEPTS like!! These?? These are SO DAMN GOOD, the set up and characters and possibilities are so interesting, and I could genuinely see these as full blown fics I would read, its awesome!! Ur super creative, I love seeing these ideas :DD

📖 its me again 😈 do u mayhaps have any more ideas,,,

Sure do!~ here's a few more!

1: (Untitled) A Red Son x Reader LMK arranged marriage/rivals to lovers where Princess Iron fan and DBK are unconfident in their son's ability to do anything right- including finding a spouse worthy of carrying on their great family line. so, they pick one for him. you are the finest soldier in the demon bull corps; smart, strong, capable- you have never failed an assignment, and that's not about to change anytime soon. they assign you to their son's side so that you can grow closer under the guise of you being his aid in attempting to retrieve the monkey king's staff- killing two birds with one stone. Unfortunately, you aren't exactly Red Son's biggest fan, finding his haughty attitude beyond irritating. this wasn't fair to either of you, like hell you would let it go forward. Since Iron fan and DBK hadn't told their son what they were up to or straight-up forced him to tie the knot with you, you guessed that they wanted him to choose you of his own free will- something you are certain would never happen. Your plan was to put everything you had into getting that staff back and absolutly nothing into getting red son to like you. Of course youll have to fake some sort of repour when prying eyes are watching otherwise the jig is up and your bosses will find out your disobeying orders. But it should be fine, your confident that you can manage. You can beat up one measely deleviery boy. You can tollerate Red son for as long as you need to. You can get him to cooperate with the neritive without clueing him in. You wont lose.

2:(Untitled) A Micheal Afton x OC FNAF. Riley moves in with her grandparents after getting kicked out of her old school for getting into a bad fight with the principals daughter. she hates it. she liked her old school and her old friends just fine, most of all she liked her old house. but she doesn't have must of a choice in the matter, her mom cant drop everything to drive her two hours every morning with her hospital jobs hours, so moving in with her grand parents who live within walking distance of her new school is the next best thing. her first night in town, she goes boarding and accidentally knocks some guy off a bike. they don't make a great first impression on each other, but they'll have to learn to get along as long as they're classmates. the more time they spend together, the more they begrudgingly realize they have in common. this leads to a lot of rivalry, fighting and an unrealized awkward tension between them. also, they meet right before Even/CC dies so... yeah :) angst. :)

3:(The Right Path) a Laard Nar x Navigator Invader Zim fic where Nav saves the massive from sailing into the Florpus at the last second by going against the Tallest's command. everyone lived! however, the tallest we not too pleased with his disobedience. so, they had him thrown in a holding cell and scheduled for a Pak wipe. of course, having literally been born to pilot the massive, he knew the ship like the back of his hand. he escaped to a random planet on a stolen voot cruiser. on that planet he wanders, until he comes upon Resisty HQ by complete coincidence.

BONUS! 4: (All Hail Queen Bee!) a Miraculous Ladybug Re-write/Fix-it where Chloe gets to keep the bee miraculous and her character development because I'm bitter & petty. i... i could give a run down about it but there's just so much and yet not nearly enough to talk about. if i tried, id just end up ranting, it honestly needs its own post but i just wanted to let ya know it exists in my brain.

why the fuck did i reblog penis blast twice last night what is wrong w me