It’s nice to see you online again! You’re making me very curious about that show you’re interested in 😔
Also, happy pride month! 🏳️🌈
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EM!!! PEACHY!!!!! JUMPS UP AND DOWN IN JOY HELLO!!!!!
I've missed u man,, Happy pride month to you, too!!
And um... Well u see it's embarrassing to admit bcs when I say kids show I mean KIDS show. Like DISNEYXD kids show. I used to watch it when I was younger and recently got back into it, and the brainrot is crazy!!! I've debated making some kind of post about it, but... It's so niche I really doubt anyone would want it 😭😭
this is uhm actually the first time I'm requesting soo.. can I get a macaque x reader angst to fluff?, like Macaque has been avoiding them due to his trust and Abandonment issues and thinks their gonna leave for Wukong?
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Hello! This sounds like a fun request, but I unfortunately can't write it. Please read this post to know more! I'm sorry if this sounds mean, and I'd love to take another request from you next time!
Warning: Suggestive Themes, typos because I don't have the energy to proof read, I wrote this in discord like months ago.
Notes: I haven't posted in a while, so have this shot that's been sitting in my drafts for like two months. Amnesia rules Macaque, eh? Has a reference to Sweet n Sour Hearts, too.
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You were just chilling on the sofa when you heard the chatter.
Wukong had asked you to stay put, needing to leave in the middle of your game sesh. Mk messaged him about something and, though he totally CAN read, he figured it'd be easier to handle in person.
So, alone with the monkies, you were left on the mountain to wait. It wasn't so bad. You even got a little nap in.
Eventually, though, Wukong came back. And he had someone with him.
"Good to be back! When did we leave, anyway?"
Is that..?
"For the last time, you- Don't just go in there!"
You saw the door begin to open, two figures standing just outside of it. It shut again, however, and you heard Wukong try to ramble out some sort of threat, but it fizzled out with a sigh.
You didn't pay much attention to the rest of the conversation, standing up with caution. You stepped towards the door, the wood under your feet creaking. The voices stopped.
You heard a small ~woosh~, followed by Wukong yelling 'NO'.
And then you had arms around your waist and a tail trailing up your leg.
"So, this is why you didn't want me in here,~" Macaque spoke, his sultry voice right next to your ear. You tensed up, flinching as the door slammed back open.
The King seemed rather irritated.
"Wukong-?" You spoke, trying to step away from his counterpart. He let you, watching with a mischievous grin and curious eyes. You looked between them both, "What's going on?"
"First name basis already?" Macaque spoke with a playful scoff. You eyed him with confusion, watching his tail flick as he started matching your gaze intently, "Well, that's not fair.~ You got a head start!"
"What...?" You grumbled, eyebrows furrowing at the dark simian as he plopped himself down on the couch, legs spread with his arms draping over the back of it. You pouted, "Macaque, what are you talking about?"
His ears petked up and his smile grew, his tail swaying in delight. His eyes seemed locked on you.
"Oh, so you do know my name," he cooed, "Good.. you'll need it.~"
...
"Wukong, what in the fuck is happening right now?"
Macaque burst into laughter at your blunt, tired tone. The Monkey King, however, was rubbing his eyes in irritation.
"I- Look, remember when Pigl- Pigsy gave me that pepper? During our little journey?"
You flushed, the memory flashing in your mind.
"No, no, no, that won't do. You belong to the Great Sage now, m'kay?~"
"... Vaguely." You lied, looking away out of the corner of your eye.
You stole a glance at Macaque, who was lounging with his eyes closed. His ears, however, were pointed towards you both. He was listening closely.
"Well-" Wukong tossed his hands in the air in exasperation, huffing in frustration as he motioned to his once sworn brother, "Yeah."
"... So... That's why Mk needed you?"
"Nice kid," Macaque interjected before Wukong could speak, making the King glare at his counterpart, "Enough about all this, though-"
You yelped as you felt yourself being yanked forward, Macaque's tail wrapped around your waist as he placed you unceremoniously into his lap. He placed on hand on your hip, opening his eyes to gaze down at you, his fangs extenuating his grin.
"I'm more interested in you, pretty thing.~"
You blinked owlishly, feeling heat slowly rise up your face and to your ears.
"H-.. huh?"
"So where'd he pick you up, hm?" He teased, his other hand reaching to your neck. He used his finger to trail his claw up your neck to your chin, inspecting you with intrigued eyes, "He hasn't brought anyone home before.. You must be special, princess.~"
"Alright, put them down!" Wukong growled, "That's enough!"
The King rushed forward in an attempt to grab you, but you felt a sudden rush of gravity. You sunk into the couch below you with Macaque-
And then popped up onto the lounge chair instead.
This time, however, you were draped over his lap sideways, your legs hanging over the arm rest and his hand resting on your calf. His tail resting around your shoulders now, holding you up in your sitting position so you wouldn't have your back pressed into the other arm rest. You flailed around a bit when you first emerged, but he didn't seem to mind.
"I was right!" The Puppeteer cackled, eyes wide in wonder and amusement. His tail lightly thumped against your shoulder as your eyes darted back and forth.
"About what?!" Wukong loudly spoke in frustration, throwing his hands up.
"You're courting them!"
Macaque laughed as he spoke, his tail retreating from your shoulders so he could instead place his arm over them, tugging you closer. You could only blink in surprise, in confusion, as it all happened. You looked to Wukong for an answer, but he simply avoided your gaze with red cheeks. You felt your face heat up a bif, too.
"Macaque.. Let. Them. Go," Wukong growled, fur bristling.
The charcoal furred simian let out a deep chuckle, using his newly found grip on your shoulder to turn you around. He wrapped his arm around your chest, pulling back into his own while his tail wrapped around your waist. His other hand, now no longer on your leg, trailed up your arm to your neck.
"Oh, Wukong,~" the macaque purred, his hand gently yet firmly grasping your throat, the tips of his claws grazing your skin. You felt your breath catch as you froze up, feelimg the blood rush to your cheeks, "I don't think they mind. Do you, dollface?~"
"I- uhm.. w-what-?"
"Besides- You finally courting someone? Well.."
Macaque placed his chin on your shoulder, making you look at him out of the corner of your eye. He caught your gaze with a sly grin.
"They have got to be interesting.."
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Hey would it be funny if I one day start talking random Kirby lore I'm in a very professional state of telling the entire Kirby lore to my friends 😀😊😄✌️
-🐢 anon
this is my way of saying 'yes it would be VERY funny and silly of you to do that, you should totally do that'
almost done with watching s3 of sonic prime, what if i just started writing x reader canons when im finished haha jk unless
Hellloooo! I saw you followed my Fleetway blog and I wanted to thank you! I see you're a fan of the Boi ❤️ I don't mean to sound intrusive but I want to ask do you or do you not ship him with anyone? Certain ships make me uncomfortable and I bet you saw this in my info. I don't always ask this if every blog. I have just seen some questionable blogs in the past.
yoo hello! dont worry about being intrusive, i love seeing people in my ask box!!
personally, i firmly see sonic as aroace. that goes for fleetway too!! and yeah, i saw it in ur info, and it made me super happy because i love seeing platonic/familial relationships with sonic!! HE IS JUST SO SILLY GRAAHHH I LOVE HIM /P
hope this reassures u!!
OUGUOUHUHGUOHG /POS TYTYTY
IM FROTHINH AT THE MOUTH GOING INSANE HOLY SHITG
Hello ducky!how ya doin??
-🐢 anon
Heya 🐢 anon!! I'm doing pretty good; I'm planning to finish some left over requests I haven't started with yet.
Honestly, I miiight post something about my upcoming LMK fic but I'm not sure if you guys might like it..... that and also I have a deep fear of losing motivation and I'll end up not posting anything :sob:
Hello (^O^)/ How are you? This is my first time sending you a message. (Don’t mind me, I’m a lurker breaking out of my shell 🫣)
I have three questions if you don’t mind!
• Would you say Macaque is your favorite LMK character?
• When did you join the LMK fandom?
• Lastly, If you were teleported into the world of LMK, what’s the first thing you’d do?
Hellooo!!! Super glad to have you here!! My inbox is mostly empty aside from IRLs and turtle anon (and also unfinished requests.... ruh roh), so seeing this was a nice surprise :]] and yeah, I don't mind the questions!!
Again, it's been a while since I've rewatched LMK, but I do remember loving the stinky shadow monkey! the shadow powers plus all the angst™ made him a pretty cool character to me. I don't remember if he was my favorite, but he was high up in the characters that I liked. Kinda ironic, considering my blog is literally Macaque themed, but there's actually a story behind that! I don't think I should tell it rn though, since it'd be offtopic and I'd be rambling HAHSHAS- if you wanna hear it, then dont be afraid to send another ask!!
Hrrhghg lets see... I think somewhere around the end of 2022 - 2023? I'm pretty sure it continued farther into 2023, but then my interest slowly funneled out in favour of TMNT,, I do remember that when I joined, it was when season 3 was just released. Very lucky timing, ngl!!
Dawg, I'd head straight to Pigsy's Noodles and get me a meal. Like, I need to see what the hype is about. Obviously, you got Tang being the local Pigsy's Noodles Fanboy and even PIF tried a bite and literal FIREWORKS went off in her mind at the tiniest of nibbles. Like, cmon, I gotta know what it tastes like.
It's very irritating actually!(i will drag you to the depts of the dark realm to cut you off limb by Limb while your still alive and cook you into a soup)
I speak Portuguese of course!i wonder how many requests you have 🤔 I've been thinking of making one but they're closed so I'll do it when they are open☺️🤲
-🐢 anon
that is a very,, interesting threat (that honestly is very deserved to whoever asks the question)
as for the requests,, i think i have somewhere around nine?? im planning to open my requests back one day (Maybe? We'll see lmao)
yoo now u got me interested,, i remember making an lbd thing for you before, and it was super fun to write! now im hyped for whatever story idea u got in that big brain of urs