Severus, with a headache: Advil me up, daddy.
Lily: I will short out the language centre of your brain if you say anything like that ever again.
Just some lgbtq+ positivity/solidarity memes
I got fucking white claw-
Severus: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.
Lily: Only if you also don't ask why
Lily: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.
Severus:
Lily:
Severus: This one is fine
Severus: What the hell were you thinking?
Regulus: I heard releasing birds at a wedding is romantic!
Severus: You released OSTRICHES!
this article has places listed that you can donate to, but i’ll also put direct links to some of these places in this post:
Maui United Way
Maui Strong Fund
Maui Food Bank
Maui Humane Society
my family is based in Oahu, but i consider all the islands my home even though i physically haven’t stepped foot on them before. seeing all the homes and history and memories being lost in this hurts.
if you are unable to donate, don’t feel guilty—doing things like spreading the word and making people aware of the situation helps as well. thank you for whatever you can do! mahalo
UPDATE: removed Maui Mutual Aid Fund for now because upon further research using the charity checking sites provided by this gov site, it doesn’t appear in results unlike the others listed. so i advise caution for now if you decide to donate there! they may still be legitimate, but i want to exercise caution.
Severus: Wow, Remus, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you.
Remus: We literally slept together yesterday.
Severus: That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.
Severus: Where's Narcissa?
Bellatrix: Don't worry, I'll find her.
Bellatrix, shouting: Lucius sucks!
Narcissa, distantly: Lucius is the best person ever! Fuck you!
Bellatrix: Found her.
Remus: No, this is not a mess. You know what I consider a mess?
Severus: Your life?
Remus: I- well yes, but-
Regulus, barging in: Syphilis!
Severus:
Regulus:
Severus: Pardon?
I even convinced my mom to ship it lmaoo 👨🏻🚒❤👨🏼🚒
this is your “i was here before buddie canon” certificate. reblog to let people know you were here before buddie canon hence being better and superior to other people who were not here before buddie canon.
I'm pansexual, 18 and my pronouns are they/them. Give Me Suggestions Or Ask Me Anything! and if you have a problem with my blog and the things I post rather then stating so simply leave, stating your hate is a waste of both our time.
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