Severus: What The Hell Were You Thinking?

Severus: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.

Remus: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely*

Severus: That one. I want that one.

Remus: Sorry I'm late, I was doing things.

Severus: Hello, I’m ‘things’.

is there any updates?

Yes! I've given a sneak peek of chapter 4 and I'll be posting (hopefully) the entirety of chapter 4 on Tuesday or Wednesday! There will definitely be a post by Wednesday, it's just a matter if I'll have it fully complete in time if not I just have to break chapter 4 into 2 parts! And I plan to post a chapter once a week on Tuesday or Wednesday!Let me know if there's anything else you'd like to know! 💙

Lily: *clicks pen*

Severus: *clicks pen in response*

James: Stop that.

Lily: Stop what?

James: You’re talking about me in Morse code!

Lily: Yes, that’s what we doing. In our very limited time, we took a class on a very outdated, very unnecessary form of communication just so we could talk about you in front of you. Congrats, you figured us out!

*later*

Severus, to Remus: That’s actually exactly what we were doing.

Severus: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.

Remus: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.

Severus: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??

Remus: Is it working?

*I like this one ⤵ too*

Sirius: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.

Severus: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.

Sirius: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??

Severus: Is it working?

It really be like that but honestly I love it and always will 😌

Severitus be like...

I sorta wish I knew this when I was a kid. Reblog to save a life.

IF YOU NEED TO CALL 911 BUT ARE SCARED TO BECAUSE OF SOMEONE IN THE ROOM, dial and ask for a pepperoni pizza. They will ask if you know you’re calling 911. Say yes, and continue pretending you’re making an order. They’ll ask if there’s someone in the room.

You can ask how long it will take for the pizza to get to you, and they will tell you how far away a dispatcher is.

Here is an example video

Lily: Severus, I think we have a problem.

Severus: What, the fire?

Lily: No, the- wait, what fire?

Severus: Oh forget about it, this sounds more interesting.

*******************Reversed Roles*****************

Severus: Lily, I think we have a problem.

Lily: What, the fire?

Severus: No, the- wait, what fire?

Lily: Oh forget about it, this sounds more interesting.

Recently we've been wanting to join a Snape server and/or make one, so @snape-goat and I made a new server that's system and LGBTQ+ friendly!

Discord

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Chapter 2 of Severus Snape, harry Potter and the annoying gryffindor's is almost done I'm just having a bit of writers block right now. Lmao it took me a week and some to make the first chapter