Bellatrix: Severus doesn’t look very happy.
Regulus: That's his happy. He's just a bitch.
Severus: Sleep is the body’s best safety mechanism.
Lucius: How so?
Severus: It keeps you from screwing up for 8 hours.
It really be like that but honestly I love it and always will 😌
Just some lgbtq+ positivity/solidarity memes
Severus: Fool me once, I’m gonna kill you
Regulus: It’s funny how well you and Severus get along. Didn’t he hate you at first?
Lucius: Severus hates everybody at first. It’s his way of reaching out to people.
Bellatrix: Hey Severus, Narcissa just broke my seashell lamp.
Severus: Neat. I’m gonna die alone.
Bellatrix: Okay, you win.
Severus: Don't ask me what I'm talking about. I don't know, okay? I'm just the vessel. The message has been gifted. I've moved on.
Severus: Look, Bellatrix, it's the third time this week you had a mental breakdown and its Monday.
Narcissa: So what, now I’m just supposed to do everything that Severus does? What if he jumped off a cliff?
Lucius: If Severus were to jump off a cliff, he would have done his due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry. So yes, if you see Severus jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.
Narcissa: You jump off a cliff.
Lucius: Gladly, provided Severus did first.
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