Severus: Look, Bellatrix, It's The Third Time This Week You Had A Mental Breakdown And Its Monday.

Narcissa: Do you think you’d actually notice if someone didn’t cast a shadow? Or if their limbs were just slightly too long? Or if they had just a little too many teeth? like how many times have you passed Something on the street and you just didn’t Notice It?

Severus: Stay woke monsterfuckers ur love is out there!!!!!

Narcissa: Yknow what? Not my point at all in any way whatsoever, but I’m glad I could be an inspiration.

Remus: Fruits that do not live up to their names; passionfruit, grapefruit, honeydew and dragonfruit.

Remus: Fruits that do live up to their names?

Remus: Orange.

He knows!

They're so cute! ❤❤❤

I can't wait till they finally get together!!!

Lily: *clicks pen*

Severus: *clicks pen in response*

James: Stop that.

Lily: Stop what?

James: You’re talking about me in Morse code!

Lily: Yes, that’s what we doing. In our very limited time, we took a class on a very outdated, very unnecessary form of communication just so we could talk about you in front of you. Congrats, you figured us out!

*later*

Severus, to Remus: That’s actually exactly what we were doing.

Amazing! I love the art style! 💙

Ghost AU fun is over! 

[Severus Snape dies during the werewolf prank, becomes a ghost and now haunts James Potter]

More of this AU:

Severus & Moaning Myrtle hanging out 

James is being haunted

Reblog if you want your followers to ask you anything they're curious about.

Severus: What goes up but never comes down?

Narcissa: The amount of stress you're bringing this family.

nah nah still too polite, FUCK YOURSELF WITH A CACTUS IF YOU BELIEVE MEN CANT BE RAPED OR ABUSED OR WEAR SKIRTS OR CRY OR ANY OF THAT SHIT, THEY ARE HUMANS NOT FUCKING ROBOTS

Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

Regulus: It’s funny how well you and Severus get along. Didn’t he hate you at first?

Lucius: Severus hates everybody at first. It’s his way of reaching out to people.