James: Severus... You've Been Cuddling With Me For Over And Hour Now.

Remus: Fruits that do not live up to their names; passionfruit, grapefruit, honeydew and dragonfruit.

Remus: Fruits that do live up to their names?

Remus: Orange.

Chapter 3

so I finally posted chapter 3 of Severus Snape, Harry Potter, and The Annoying Gryffindors. I think it is better than what I did for chapter 2 and we finally get some Lily action!

PLSSS YOU'RE MY 69TH FOLLOWER JSJEVAMAMBDV ( Also Thank you sooo much for that ❤️)

HAH 69 yOu KnOw WhAt ThAt MeAnS- (I love you and your sass thank you for existing 😩❤)

He knows!

They're so cute! ❤❤❤

I can't wait till they finally get together!!!

James: I think we should kiss.

Severus: And I think you should die but we don’t always get what we want.

Lucius: How the hell are you still alive?

Severus: Honestly, I’m just as confused as you are.

Lucius: Severus just said "I have an appetite for destruction" and then he reached down and untied my shoe.

Recently we've been wanting to join a Snape server and/or make one, so @snape-goat and I made a new server that's system and LGBTQ+ friendly!

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Remus: Ducks are better than rabbits.

James: What? Rabbits are adorable. Have you ever been in a fight with a duck? Ducks are jerks.

Lucius: Duck is delicious! Rabbit is all gamey.

James: We’re not talking about flavour, Lucius!

Lucius: Flavour counts!

James: Who carries around a duck’s foot for good luck? Anyone?

Regulus: You wrap yourself in a comforter stuffed with rabbit hair. I’ll wrap myself in a comforter stuffed with duck feathers! Who’s cozier?

James: Okay, but-

Regulus: NO, NO, NO, NO. WHO’S COZIER?

Lucius: Then why don’t we take a rabbit, a duck, stick ‘em in a cardboard box and let them fight it out!

James: BECAUSE IT’S ILLEGAL, LUCIUS!

Lucius: ONLY IF WE BET ON IT, JAMES!

Remus: I- Jesus-

Severus: So what’s for dinner?

Regulus: I can’t tell you, it’s a soup-prise!

Severus: …

Severus: Is it soup?

Regulus: I soup-pose it could be! *winks*

Severus: Please, enough with the soup puns!

Regulus: Wow, you’re soup-per mean.

Severus: STOP!

*one hour later*

Severus: It’s fucking tacos?!?!?!